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    The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

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    20 Oct 2023

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    THIS IS HILARIOUS

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    Future!Naruto / Obito.

    For a moment he thought he was facing a ghost. Those eyes, that hair and that posture ... belonged to a person Obito had known very well. But that person had died because of him.
    It couldn't be.
    "Who are you?" he then asked, a menacing growl.
    The ghost took another step forward, the fire drawing shadows on his serious face and lighting blue eyes bright with determination.
    "I'm Uzumaki Naruto," he said, "and I'm from the future."

    (...)

    The man in front of him seemed to have been devoured by the world and spat out of hell, only to have been hastily and inaccurately put back together.
    "How ... why did you decide to trust Naruto?" Jiraiya asked him.
    Obito barely looked at him, grabbing a heavy black cloak instead. "Madara's plan is doomed to failure, I don't have much choice." He froze, as if he had been struck by a thought and frowned. "There is something about Naruto that makes me want to help him."

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    08 Feb 2021

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    Waking up in a new timeline, in the bodies of some of Orochimaru’s experiments was not part of the plan – but it’s certainly something they’ll have to deal with, because they aren’t the only ones who came back.

    Zetsu hitched a ride too.

    So now it’s up to them to track down the last remainder of Kaguya’s presence and obliterate it before it destroys their new world just as it did their old one.

    Or, in other words, in which Naruto punts them all into the wrong dimension and Kakashi is reborn as the sealing genius mishmash of Mito and Tobirama, Naruto is the scarily happy fusion of Hashirama and Mito, Sasuke is the lethal combination of Izuna and Mito, and Sakura is the unholy offspring of Madara and Kushina.

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    10 Feb 2021

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    Itachi had mentally tortured Sasuke when his otouto was merely 7. Now, after the failed Kyuubi retrieval mission, Itachi can't get Sasuke's screams out of his head. Was he really doing Sasuke a favor or was he just sending his formerly sunny brother into a dark path that Sasuke couldn't really handle.

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    07 Feb 2021