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    In a world where humans struggle to survive among their monstrous neighbors, the Order is a shining beacon of all that humanity can achieve; their hunters are the only ones who can stand against the vicious creatures that stalk the villages at night, the only ones who can be trusted to stand for something righteous in the face of a world gone mad and wrong. They are the sentinels against the dark.

    It doesn't get any darker than the grim reaches of the Nachtwald. The still trees are heavy with wights and spiteful fairyfolk, the black mountains filthy with trolls and dwarves and unthinkable things. Humans are unwelcome here, and they know it. The Beast has a taste for the flesh of interlopers.

    And hunters are the worst interlopers of all.

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    It's not that Aiden likes being alone, it's just safer—for him and everyone else he loves. And he certainly wasn't ever expecting to see Jordi again, not years after Chicago when everyone else in that mess was gone and dead. But now that he's run into him again, things don't quite go as planned. Somehow, they keep seeing each other, in a dozen different cities with excuses wearing thin from overuse, and he's not sure where he stands now.

    It's not love. He won't call it that. There's just a certain kind of comfort in not being alone anymore—and if that comfort comes with Jordi, he's stopped caring about the other strings attached.

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    “I found their supply room,” he lets the comm lines know. More bullet spray forces him behind a hard brick wall.
    “You got it handled?” Icyhot says, out of breath. “It’s messy out here, we’re a little short-handed, can’t send backup.”
    “Yeah.” Another click. Another empty cartridge. “I got it.”
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    He does not have it. Or he does until the building decides to fucking collapse. While he’s inside. In a massive crash of concrete and steel and broken tile, the basement’s ceiling (and the first floor’s floor) gives and takes Katsuki with it.

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    The one where Katsuki neglects to mention just how bad he's hurt while on a mission. Set post series end and heavily inspired by "Fitting In (Tiny Spaces)" by aloneinthetrain

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    21 Feb 2026

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    A two-player game about magical girls from worlds colliding.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    At 7:13PM of Tuesday, July XX, Wolcheon Penitentiary confirms the escape of one of the prisoners that was detained ten years ago. Officials and police alike have initiated a manhunt for the missing convict. Citizens are urged to stay vigilant and alert of their surroundings at all times during the process.

    (Or: The aftermath of having an eldritch being locked in on you, ft. Kim Soleum)

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    06 Dec 2025

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    “Hawks,” Endeavor says slowly. “You’ve done your taxes, haven’t you?”

    Hawks stares.

    “Hawks,” Endeavor says even louder. “You’ve done your taxes, right?”

    “Don’t I pay it every time I buy food?”

    “That’s sale tax. And no, depending on where you buy food,” All Might says. He turns blue. “Hawks—surely you’ve done your taxes. The Commission won’t let you practice if you’re not in compliance.”

    Hawks makes another face. “Where does one…file taxes?”

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    In a world where humans have superpowers and ex-criminals can become accountants, Hawks has no idea why he's still required to file his taxes. He works for the government!

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Yoo Joonghyuk marched up to the edge of the rooftop, and Kim Dokja whirled around when his footsteps reached his ears. He opened his mouth to say something but Yoo Joonghyuk cut him off by firmly clamping his forearm, his hand easily encircling the entire circumference of his pale wrist.

    His eyes were wide, devoid of any light.

    Yoo Joonghyuk’s steady, deep breathing became even more prominent in this heavy silence. His palm pulsated against the slender wrist in his grasp.

    He watched Kim Dokja’s eyes alternate between his arm and Yoo Joonghyuk, the surprise delineated by his raised eyebrows.

    “Get down from there.”

    Upon transferring to a new high school, Yoo Joonghyuk somehow befriended the quiet boy who sat in the back of the classroom.

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