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A crew conducts a daring raid on the ship of the Mad Wizard Low, rescuing a man who's lost his memories. As Stede adjusts to his new life onboard a pirate ship, fleeing from the wrath of the wizard and trying to avoid the navy of the Immortal King, he tries to piece together what happened to him.
How long was he locked away? What did Mad Low want with him? And is he really just an average human mortal man?
Haunted by a recurring dream of a beautiful man in a raven mask and the burning conviction someone he loves very much is out there, Stede searches for answers, and begins to suspect he may have had a role in a failed magical ritual that plunged the world into chaos and flooding—held only at bay by the mysterious Blackbeard.
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Ed and Stede are best friends and not-so-secretly in love with each other. The only problem: They live on opposite ends of the same island and their busy lives have kept them from ever meeting in person.
But when an old ‘friend’ comes back into Ed’s life and tires to sabotage their relationship, it sends Stede on a frantic ten hour commute up to Blind Cove—and Ed on a desperate chase to meet him before it’s too late.
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The coastal city of Warden Port is a thriving hotspot of pirate tourism, rumoured to be the death place of Blackbeard himself three hundred years ago. Legends say that as he was struck down by the heroic Prince Banes he cursed the town, vowing to one day return and swallow it whole in revenge.
Some say Blackbeard is searching for his decapitated head. Others claim he won’t rest until the city is freed from colonial rule. But when Mayor Ricky Banes unveils a statue of his ancestor defeating the notorious pirate, it sets the curse into motion and plunges the city into supernatural chaos, giving everyone a chance to find out exactly what Blackbeard is after. Guided by past life memories and half remembered dreams, historic folklore expert Stede and his friends must try and stop the curse and expose what really happened that fateful night–before it’s too late.
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Renown sorcerer and legendary pirate captain Edward Teach runs into a fascinating little man by the name of Thomas, selling items enchanted with a magic far wilder and more potent than any Ed’s seen in his supernaturally long life. Fascinated, Ed quickly realises Thomas is hiding an incredibly dangerous secret behind his obviously fake moustache and sunshine voice. Dangerous enough to attract the attention of the Empire, notorious for collecting the magically inclined and bending them to do their bidding.
As Ed races to unravel the mystery surrounding the man, he realizes they have far more in common than he could have ever imagined - and finds his own painful past mirrored in the eyes of another. Someone who can really see him for who he is.
With slumbering gods and ancient deities roaming the lands, magic is sought after by the rich and powerful, a weapon and a tool to further their interests and fuel their wars. Those who can wield it must choose what they stand for, who they’ll fight for, and how far they’ll go to keep their freedom.
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“One might think that living a cursed existence is a bad thing. Objectively so, some might say!” Stede turned on his heel, coat swishing out dramatically behind him.
“One might also assume that being made to walk the earth - er - one little isle of it, for all the days and nights thereof ever and after and so on to be a miserable existence. And they may be right to say so! But!” Here he turned to his audience, “What’s the difference between a curse…and a blessing?” He looked enquiringly around the little beach. None of the animals strewn about it appeared to be listening.
“Anyone? Swede?”
The sea lion shrunk back a little guiltily, not meeting his gaze.
“Black Pete?”
There was a rude short from the scraggly hound.
“No one? Really?” Stede sighed. “Alright. The secret is…perspective!” He made a little flourish. “Ta da!” There was a despairing whine. He chose to ignore that.
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14yo Alma Bonnet is an aspiring scientist whose favourite teacher, Mr Teach, is taking them all on Numbat Camp to search for the endangered Australian marsupials. But Alma has a research design of her own, trying to matchmake Mr Teach with her science teacher dad. With help from best friends Ben and Sanya, she’ll try her hardest to shape the outcomes.
Hypothesis: Romance
Variables: Many
Numbats: To be determinedThings: Do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Claire's AUpril 2024 Fics
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17 Feb 2026
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It’s not that Stede thinks Ed is bored with their sex life.
But Ed’s a rock star. He’s gone multi-platinum, both with Queen Anne and as a solo artist! He’s been around! He’s done things! He’s been to glory holes! He’s licked assholes Stede can’t even imagine!
And now he’s... settled. Beardless. Which is fine! Stede loves his chin! He loves their life!
It’s just that ever since their whirlwind romance—Stede assigned to his story by mistake when the editor in chief swapped the local interest story with the cover story, coming to Ed’s studio, treating him like a regular guy instead of the celebrity he’d been for nearly a quarter century, and then getting ravished thoroughly after fourteen hours of conversation that seemed like five minutes, while the sun rose over the New York skyline—he’s more likely to be in his sweats in the kitchen than at an album release party or a kink night.
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16 Feb 2026
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Adopting a secret cat in a no-pets-allowed apartment building is one thing. Kissing the new property manager after he discovers your secret cat is another.
Learning the property manager thought he was straight until you kissed him and accidentally sent him into a tailspin—well, it's a weird twenty-four hours for Ed Teach.
So: friends. Friends, he can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins.
Sometimes the journey is the most important part.
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Bookmarked by teaDragon
31 Dec 2025
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When Stede meets a startlingly well-dressed man at an otherwise rather tacky Sexy Santa Night at the bar, he quickly develops one objective: hold this man's attention by any means necessary. Even if it means pretending to be terrible at pool.
Despite Stede's ruse, Ed might just see him more clearly than anyone ever has before. And Stede might be getting some life-changing Christmas wishes granted tonight that he didn't even know he had.
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31 Dec 2025
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Every year, the museum puts a new Christmas sweater on their t-rex skeleton, and the shop sells a bunch of copies, and palaeontology curator Ed gets a nice holiday break from all the boredom.
This year, there's been a calamity with the sweater, and textiles curator Stede Bonnet needs his help to make it happen. Over the course of a weekend, they'll find a way to cobble together a new one... and stitch their lives together, too.
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Bookmarked by teaDragon
23 Dec 2025
