sweetcement

falin - dungeon meshi



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  1. Summary

    In which I attempt to make every single princess meet whether they like it or not. This is because I am desperate for princess interactions and realized I should make the content that I want to see.

    Mainly self contained stories set in some expanse of The Shifting Mound's multitudes, but I'll mention if it isn't.

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    There was a man called The Narrator only after his death by his creations who had never known him. But he had left others behind. They read his notes, his experiments, and last words and thought they understand the gist of what he wanted but never achieved. So they set out to finish that he started. To save the world.

    Told from the perspective of The Voices and The Vessels who have no context of any of that.

    ...Yeah it's mostly about relationships and not kill- ahem, slaying, each other. All to be arranged according to the timeline, and not date posted.

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    You are seated in a room that is empty. A chain digs into your wrist, binding one arm to the wall. It is quiet, and you are alone. This is what you deserve. This is what you deserve. This is what you-

    What if you were a princess in a basement of a cabin and someone can choose whether to slay you or not? Would you just let that happen if you knew? Do you even have a say?

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    yay the princess from slay the princess woaw!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!! -🎉

    8/3 - Favorite princess
    8/4 - Shipping
    8/5 - Role swap
    8/6 - Domestic life
    8/7 - Post-game
    8/8 - Crossover
    8/9 - Free day

    All prompts from https://princessappreciationweek.tumblr.com/
    Also ran/sponsored by that account so if you want even more princess content go check out other works there!

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    Getting thrown into a parallel universe naturally involves a learning curve- anyone can guess that. But it's not the big things that cause the problems- not the magic, or the presence of actual fairies and beastmen and merfolk or even the emotionally constipated teenagers exploding into ink. It's the little things. The tiny differences that nobody thinks about until they're gone. A million tiny changes.

    A million and one minutia.

    (Or, snapshots of moments where the residents of Twisted Wonderland and their magicless prefect realize their respective worlds' differences.)

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    18 Aug 2025

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    Key glanced up from the written agenda on the table only to meet the eyes of the grey eyed Housewarden Riddle Rosehearts. Stifling the urge to sigh in annoyance and disappointment, she began speaking with an authority that she did not usually showcase as a rookie custodian.

    "Since it appears that Mr. Draconia won't show up, I guess I'll introduce myself now." Key fiddled with her fingers underneath the table, hoping that her nervousness wouldn't show. "You can call me Key and starting now, I'll be acting as the Headmage's secretary until the end of the school year. Any information, documentation, or questions will pass through me."

    There was a sharp intake of breath and an incredulous gasp. "You're staff?"

    Key canted her head to the side and nodded, a sheepish smile on her face. "Why yes, Mr. Ashengrotto, I am. Is that a problem?"

    An absurdly long story with an absurdly weird timeline with an equally absurd main character (with a name just as absurd).

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    10 Aug 2025

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    What if all three Yuus (from the novel, manga, and game) were sent to the same world?

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    29 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ch 56 is still my favorite chapter

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    They couldn’t tell where the bathrooms were but they really needed to take a piss, further adding to their suspicions of not being dead. The sky was beautifully dark with an impossible amount of stars given the amount of lanterns and other ungodly light sources there were. In front of them was a lawn…

    wowwwwwwwww, anyways the campus was fucking RICH. Like crazy rich Asians dunked into a dark academia European royalty fiction that waltzed out of their Pinterest and into Hot Topic rich because HOLY SHIT. They’re pretty sure the hallways themselves are worth billions with their material value and the intricate designs carved into them. Not to mention the ARCHITECTURE, they wouldn’t fuck a building but they would definitely fuck that building.

    Oh also there were lovely plants and other flora littering campus as well as the nice dude in the suit standing next to them with horns and wait horns-
    “HORNY FUCK-“

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    29 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The type of humor I aspire for.