swabloo
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and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.
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Stiles remembers a time before he was ’stiles’, back when it was just him and his mum, and he’d call her anyuci and babble at her in a mix of her mother tongue and English and wherever they were at the time.
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The Fifth by swabloo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Highlander: The Series, Stargate - All Series, X-Men - All Media Types, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, House M.D., Stargate SG-1
15 Sep 2013
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In the beginning, He was just a man. But He became a man of many names - names of history, names for the terrible power that he possessed. Methos was never a name, it was his Legend. Harry Potter,on the other hand... Well, that was something special. You never forget your first.
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I figured I might upload my kind-of completed foray into historical and mythological freeform crossover epic. I never got around to finishing the story completely, but there are three and a half rather long completed chapters plus a fleshed out timeline and an epilogue.
Anyone is welcome to use the ideas that formed in this fic - here's hoping all those plot bunnies don't go to waste!
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"The things you see," a therapist told Sherlock once, "You do know they're not real, don't you?". We've always known that Sherlock is different; but what if, this time, those problems ran a little... deeper?
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The Crack Under the Kitchen Door by swabloo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Supernatural
02 Jun 2013
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She was seven when her parents came clean to her about her mother's affair.
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What if Hermione was actually (distantly) related to the Dagworth-Grangers?
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14 Jan 2026
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Thirteen years after fleeing magical Britain, the man formerly known as Remus Lupin gets a job offer from Hogwarts.
He’s not exactly thrilled to go back.
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Remus Lupin wants to exit the narrative. He is not going to succeed.
[Remus Lupin SI-OC. Sort of.]
(Currently being rewritten! Thank you for your patience!)
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- Part 2 of the poison drips through
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09 Jan 2026
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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05 Jan 2026
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Kakashi's Uncle Sukea is kind of weird, but he's better than nobody. He supposes. He reads porn, he's late all the time, and he's made it his mission to be annoying and uncannily observant.
But Uncle Sukea is there. So that's something.
(Scenes in Kakashi's life with his Uncle Sukea, from various points of view.)
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- Part 4 of kakashi bits
- Part 2 of Uncle Sukea
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02 Jan 2026
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In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.
Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.
(genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)
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01 Jan 2026