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It's been a few years since Stede and Ed left piracy behind to become masters of Unfearsome Fuckery (or Theater, as the lay man might call it). Having already conquered the Americas with their signature piece The Legend of the Black Knight, they now set their sights on the English countryside. The trouble is, these people are completely burned out on Knights as a genre, and rather preoccupied with their own drama. Rather than throw in the chamomile scented towel, Stede devises a spectacle he hopes will not only wow their hosts, but also save the day!
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Their happy customer lays out coins on the counter. “Oh! And where’s your partner, Godfrey?” they ask. “I wanted to thank him for stepping in when that fight broke out at the market this morning.”
Stede was just about to swan through the curtain and present himself, but he freezes when he sees Ed’s face drop. This aforementioned skirmish is news he may have neglected to share with him.
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Stede is bored, so Ed takes him on a date that is most definitely a crime :)
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Stede spreads his hands, in grand presentation. “Oh, this is all above board! We provide a service for vacationers with novel taste. Abductions! Hauntings! Murder mysteries! All optional excursion packages at Teach’s Retreat.”
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- Part 2 of Soft Goods
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The forest surrounding the Thames is quieter than Crowley ever knew it. There aren’t even campfires. No delectably vulnerable souls, teetering on the brink of damnation. No corruption of man, or nature. All these people who lay sleeping in flowered, mossy beds are free from sin and shame.
“One would think that’d chill you out, angel.”
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While touring Earth with a happy-go-lucky messianic pedicurist has its moments, something has been deeply troubling Aziraphale. He is bid to take some time off, and see if he can sort himself out.
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The Adventure of the Newly Insatiable Sherlock Holmes by kendom
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
07 May 2025
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After the events of The Adventure of The Empty House, there is a shorter adventure that took place within the rooms of 221B Baker Street, involving only Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H Watson MD. It's not the sort of adventure Watson would normally allow himself to write about, but there's a first time for everything - much as we will discover in this very tale.
Or, Holmes has a very persistent boner and Three Continents Watson comes to the rescue, unwittingly unleashing the insatiable side of Sherlock Holmes.
Bookmarked by stitchy
25 May 2025
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Stede and his crew acquire a cat, whether they like it or not.
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Bookmarked by stitchy
07 Apr 2024
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Things between Ed and Stede are going great, overall.
They’ve put the past behind them. They’ve talked through all their feelings. They’ve worked out a very healthy co-captaining arrangement. The crew is content. The Revenge is successfully plundering every corner of the high seas.
It’s just… one thing.
[Narrator: The thing is that Stede can't last. So he goes to an apothecary to buy performance-enhancing sex drugs so he can finally give Ed the proper railing he deserves. This is the story of that railing.]
Bookmarked by stitchy
09 Nov 2023
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An Officer and a Gentleman, or, All Kinds of Situations by Chocolatepot for envinoveritas
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Jul 2023
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“Hold, Sir!” I called, with my ſword held at the ready; the wind was whipping at my Coat, and had already carried away my Wig, ſo that my hair was blown about in the tumult.
Samuel Hornberry has been obsessed with the Gentleman Pirate since he was held captive by him, plagued by thoughts of adventures of all sorts. He hopes that by writing some of them out, he can escape them.
Bookmarked by stitchy
15 Jul 2023
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"—oh,” said Anton, and took a big step back on those long long legs. “Right, yeah, no, that’s fine, obviously.”
Viago made a face. Put up his palms. This was very awkward. “Ah, Anton. It isn’t you, it’s—”
“Oh, god.”
"—me. You forget I am a vampire.”
Bookmarked by stitchy
19 May 2023