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"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." - Stephen King.
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- Part 3 of whoops!
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tangled up with you all night (burning it down) by staysaltydudes
Fandoms: Gabriel Knight (Video Games)
02 Dec 2023
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alternatively: the two times grace and gabriel almost gave into their attraction, and one time they did (plus the awkward morning after!) based on game dialogue between gabriel and mosely.
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time won't fly, it's like i'm paralyzed by it by staysaltydudes
Fandoms: Gabriel Knight (Video Games)
30 Nov 2023
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Time moved slowly. Not for anyone else, but for him it did.
Seasons came and went, but there he stood, the last Schattenjager, holding down Schloss Ritter like a soldier overrun in battle who didn’t know how to surrender.
It seemed everyone had a life. They were all making moves, growing, and changing while he still felt stagnant.
Gerde had gotten married. He didn’t attend the service, didn’t think he could stomach it, but he sent the bride and groom a generous gift of money and beer. Seeing as how Gerde, like most Germans, didn’t trust Gabriel, an American when it came to beer, she sent it back with a thank you note.
Mosely was even seeing someone—he didn’t know if he should tell them a good job or that poor woman, so he decided on both when he got the news, only to be hung up on—too.
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- Part 2 of whoops!
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if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more. by staysaltydudes
Fandoms: Gabriel Knight (Video Games)
30 Nov 2023
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Her jeans fit a little too tightly. Her breasts were sore, tender really. It was the heartburn—Christ. She was thirty. Surely, thirty was too young to worry about heartburn? Especially after eating a jalapeno, when she grew up eating spices that were way warmer—that made her suspicious. Maybe she was sick; maybe it was some sort of stress of moving across the world, with only a letter to a man she would always love more than he’d love her, and a short phone call to her parents in New York.
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- Part 1 of whoops!
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How Satine Got Her Groove Back by staysaltydudes
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
29 Nov 2023
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The former Duchess of Mandalore has spent the last decade in hiding on a remote planet while the Empire grows more and more powerful. Adrift and without purpose, her life of constant autopilot is interrupted in the form of her eight-year-old granddaughter, who had been training as an Inquisitor - and something far worse - for the past six years.
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- Part 1 of meemaw & peepaw in tatooine
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meemaw & peepaw in tatooine by staysaltydudes
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 Nov 2023
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it's always sunny in mystic falls by staysaltydudes
Fandom The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms, The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries - L. J. Smith
17 Jan 2022
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He almost kills her in a fit of madness. And, unlocks a side of her that drives them both wild - and for once, gets to her as he never did as a god. But if he is to stay mortal, he won’t settle for breadcrumbs. If all she can give him is several days of playing house — well, he’s got a better offer. Alecto offers immortality and the throne of the King of the Gods.
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30 May 2025
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Hades used to make the journey to Olympus alone. Persephone decides she's had enough of it.
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Hades and Persephone have a shitty time trying to get a hold of Zeus, so they have sex in his house while he's avoiding them
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08 Apr 2025
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my thoughts were so loud i couldn't hear my mouth by littleglowingwolf
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games)
22 Mar 2025
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Maren Hawke's just trying to celebrate her thesis proposal acceptance, but her friends bail early—leaving her with a parting gift: a challenge to flirt with the broody elf at the bar. Fenris wanted a quiet night with his whiskey, not a relentless blonde with no concept of personal space and a talent for innuendos. But between Isabela’s meddling, a vodka cola disaster, and a battle of wits neither of them saw coming, his night is officially ruined. Or maybe not.
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28 Mar 2025
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Female Trevelyan is smitten with Solas, and decides to take advantage of Skyhold's resources to teach herself some Elven terms of endearment. As it turns out, one should carefully vet their sources on the Elven language, especially early in a relationship.
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16 Mar 2025
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Hedonist that he is, Lestat has never particularly cared to be held to the constraints of a schedule. Louis may enjoy the routine and predictability of something as prosaic as the requirements of managing a business–one of his many little idiosyncrasies that Lestat simultaneously enjoys and is frequently irritated by–but for him? Non. He can enjoy the artistry of a well-planned ball or the satisfaction of a business deal well-struck, but he’s always enjoyed the freedom of not quite knowing what’s coming next. In a long, long life, it’s far too easy to fall into a rut and find oneself constrained to it for decades before noticing.
Even with his taste for surprise, however, Louis holding out a tiny, sooty, sniffling child is a shock he is not best pleased by.
He flicks his eyes up from the big-eyed, dripping moppet, raising a brow and feeling his lip curl slightly in distaste. The child reeks of smoke and fear and God only knows what else.
“Put it back,” he says flatly.
(AU based on the idea of Louis finding Claudia at the age of five like in the book but raising her until she's old enough to be changed) (marked complete because each chapter can stand alone but will be updated)
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- Part 1 of en morceaux, une totalité
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