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    At thirty years old, Sanji likes to think he’s doing fine — if you ignore the divorce, the empty apartment, and the fact that his work is the only thing keeping him from falling headfirst into an early midlife crisis.

    So when he walks into his old gym on autopilot after a long trip and finds it replaced by a tattoo studio, he does the only rational thing:

    …committing to a massive piece that’ll cost him a fortune and trap him in close quarters with the unfairly attractive yet impossibly rude artist behind the counter.

    It’s not like it's the worst idea he’s ever had, okay?

    (Though maybe he should’ve gone with the word impulsive tattooed across his arm to stop him from repeating mistakes like this.)

    But when the dreaded session turns into a day of laughter, teasing, and warmth he hasn’t felt in years, he can’t wait to come back.

    A story about the value of found family, learning to love again, and trying to charm your way through life with extravagant food.

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    15 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    New York hums beneath Sanji’s feet — all smoke, steel, and quiet corners where a man can lose himself if he’s not careful. He spends his days in a kitchen that never sleeps, his nights crossing the river toward a silence he doesn’t have a name for yet.

    There’s a studio glowing somewhere in Brooklyn, lit with ink, incense, and a presence that unsettles him more than it should. Sanji tells himself it’s just work. Just routine.

    But the city shifts when he walks toward it.

    A story about the spaces Sanji slips into, the ones he escapes from, and the one he never expected to stay in.

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    15 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Zoro chased a dream.
    Sanji chased a family that never wanted him.

    Years later, just before a major tournament, Zoro’s agent hires a private chef to help keep him on track—without realizing she’s brought in his ex.

    The boy who taught Zoro how to love is back—in his kitchen.

    And Zoro’s still hungry for the one thing he never got to keep.

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    Badminton Athlete!Zoro hired a private chef through his agent, unaware that the private chef is his ex-boyfriend, Sanji.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    Jaskier is not anyone's baby or bitch, thank you very much. And he has no plans to submit to any Alpha, even if it would mean finally getting out of his parents' abusive home. But when he accepts a dance from a Witcher, he has no idea just quite how drastically his life is about to change.

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    15 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Thor discovers that Loki's adoption wasn't the entire plan. And with that, there are repercussions.

    Or: what if Loki jumped forward in time instead of ending up at the TVA.

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    28 Jun 2024