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    Or the one where the author says fuck it and throws out the epilogue to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and takes the trouble to give the protagonist a better ending than that marital nightmare.

    And in this house we totally and completely deny the miserable existence of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. And we disapprove JK's disgusting transphobia, of course.

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    Nedzu isn't fond of many humans, but he was rather fond of strategy games, one of which led him to meet a rather curious and interesting human with the username of "Greenbean." He found himself looking forward to their games, until one day, he got a shocking realization that Green was not only a child, but a bullied one, and suddenly he had someone to protect.

    And if he taught the child how to take over the world in the process, well, he was Nedzu, after all.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Ser Arlan hid this part of himself for over forty years, Dunk thought. I haven't lasted a fortnight.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    A compiled place where I'll be adding chapters of Yuuei Survival Guide that don't really fall into the storyline, but that I write anyways because I have little self control. There may also be oneshots set in the same universe because I have ideas.

    If you're reading the main fic, you know what to expect in this twist of a universe, and if not, here's some of the main points to know if you're just reading random chapters!

    Will include:
    Ghost boi Shirakumo Oboro
    Precious Midoriya Izuku
    Dadzawa
    DadMic
    EraserMic
    Bakugou Katsuki trying to be a good friend (trying is the key word there)

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    13 Feb 2026

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Hizashi had many things he was proud of: being a Hero, his job as a teacher at U.A., and his "Put Your Hands Up" radio program that reached thousands of Listeners across Japan. But the thing that Hizashi was most proud of was his Hello Hotline. This was an outreach program where anyone could call in to talk, whether they were having trouble with parents or partners, some difficulties with school or work, or, in many cases, suicide prevention. While Hizashi loved this part of his job, he always dreaded the day he would answer a call and hear a Little Listener, someone the age of his students, or younger on the phone, quiet and suffering and having lost all hope.

    When Hizashi answered the phone at the start of his shift today, he could only close his eyes in grief when he heard the voice of a Little Listener, one who he was almost sure wasn't even in high school yet.

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    After All Might left Izuku on a roof, Izuku sat on the edge for a long, long time before he decided to reach for his phone. He would call the Hello Hotline, and ask for them to leave a message for his mom. Little did Izuku know that the person he was talking to was determined to make Izuku see the next day.

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    12 Feb 2026