11 Works by snuffophile
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Dan musters up the courage to confess to Chris, who fumbles the bag so hard his wife has to set him straight.
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"Dan, you want lots of things. You want mandatory sharks at pools to teach children how to swim faster. You want broccoli to be outlawed. You want the mayor to die. This is just one more bullet point on a list - How am I meant to know otherwise? That this is real? You have these phases or moods or whatever and it consumes everything and everyone around you and then BOOM. It's like nothing ever even happened and you forget all about it." He pauses. "You'll forget all about this, too." There's an exhaustion in the angry lines on his face.
"You're not a- a mood," Dan defends, stammering with anger, "this is incredibly hard for me."
"Yeah, well, it's hard for me too."
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For a moment he doesn't know what to say. He shudders again, strangely cold, and wonders if he should just give up now and save his dignity. But then something in Bojack's face softens and all the words come pouring out before he has a chance to second guess himself.
"I'm Drake, I'm- I'm from England, I was at a... a children's home. And it wasn't... good or nice or okay and so I left! I left and I went through this big forest and I ate berries that I'm pretty sure I shouldn't have and then I got to the coast and I snuck on a boat and they only found me when we were almost there so they let me go, kind of. I think they felt bad? And now I'm here. And I- I hadn't eaten anything in ages, not since the boat, so when I smelled food here I couldn't... stop myself from trying. I thought maybe I could just steal some cheese and maybe a burger and something to drink and then leave but... but I don't want to leave. I have nothing. The streets are awful, Mister Bojack, they're really-"
"Horseman."
"...What?"
"It's not Mister Bojack, that's my first name. It's Mister Horseman. Bojack Horseman."
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Not all dragon emperor's vessels are fully formed. This one comes in the shape of a barely one year old infant but his pheromones make size little issue for his two new mates...
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"I'm going to numb you now. If- If you feel like you need it, I got something you can bite down on, yeah? Not for the pain, obviously, but the stress. And stuff." For just a moment Jace looks like a hesitant little child, big-eyed and pale. Like they aren't entirely sure if this is truly a good idea- whatever this is. The moment passes and when Aubrey nods she sees Jace's flustered expression smooth out into calm confidence.
"Whatever you're doing- I trust you."
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"Carl didn't show up," Charlene tells him at four pm. "Again. Want me to have a talk arranged?"
A month ago, Richard would have been furious and immediately called the lazy bastard wasting his precious time and money.
A month ago, Richard wasn't sleep deprived and barely conscious.
A month ago, Dee didn't exist.
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The lollipop cracks between Jamie's sharp teeth. "Boys' toilets in five minutes. Be there or be square."
The man pulls away, looks around, looks back down at him. A fish intimately aware of the hook buried deep beneath fleshy hope. "I'm not a pedophile..."
"Kay. Be like that." Jamie shrugs, grins, and turns to leave. He makes sure the man sees him enter the hallway to the boys' toilets.
Footsteps approach only a few minutes later.
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Shapeshifter Ivan's life, from prey to predator and back to prey. You can't run forever!Series
- Part 1 of shapeshifting 101
- Part 1 of ivan miller
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Her eyes do not say: "Thank you for saving me." Her eyes state confusion plainly the way only child eyes can. She doesn't know why she's still being posed, still abused. Her world is black and white. Or used to be. Or never was.
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a series of memories
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a series of memories
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- Part 2 of ivan miller
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he reaches out and uses a tissue to clean her face. she squirms away and pouts up at him, complaining about being too old for this.
four. not a baby anymore. he knows, he says, placates her. he knows.
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wilbur comes back.
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