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Alastor is desperate to relieve himself after being paraded around all day and Vox is surprisingly helpful.
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20 Nov 2025
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Dan has been having accidents and he hates himself for it. When he has one in class he's so embarrassed but luckily the teacher Chris is there for him.
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- Part 3 of NSFW: Dan VS
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06 Jun 2025
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Chris loves Dan more than anything in the world and will do anything for him, including watching him rape a baby to death.
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- Part 2 of NSFW: Dan VS
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06 Jun 2025
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Dan hates Chris. Or at least that's what he tells himself so he doesn't have to face his real feelings.
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- Part 1 of SFW: Dan VS
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06 Jun 2025
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Skinless, lifeless, lubricated
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- Part 108 of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
- Part 44 of For Others
- Part 14 of Childchewer
- Part 40 of Cunny Fortress 2
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05 May 2025
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Twilight Sparkle can’t bear with her immortality anymore. It’s time for her to go.
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22 Dec 2024
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“Is that a body,” Tim blurts before he can stop himself, rising to his feet. Martin looks, if possible, even more scared.
“He’s alive!” he hisses, almost defensively. “It’s not - it’s not Gertrude again, I didn’t kill him, he just – I don’t know what happened to him, I just found him in the stacks like this.”
“And you dragged him up here?” Tim says, and then registers several things at once – the build, the hair texture; the little round scars peppering a pair of thin hands and an awfully familiar face. “Wait, is that Jon?”
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Jon stumbles back into an earlier Archive, looking for a way to fix the world. (Or, mom says it's my turn for the obligatory time travel au)
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- 20,604
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- 6/6
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20 May 2024
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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- 12/12
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- 5,013
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20 May 2024
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People do not bring Jonathon Sims tea. Martin Blackwood, newly-minted archival assistant, has apparently not received this memo.
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- Part 1 of ceylon
- Part 1 of many worlds interpretation
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- English
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- 20,517
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 464
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20 May 2024
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“I really, really am going to miss this – even talking to you like this. Just, just holding onto that bit of hope that you’re not-“, Martin cuts himself off then, because Jon is as much not dead as he is awake and moving about, “it’s nice to just pretend for a bit, I guess”
Jon’s skin is cool and dry where Martin’s fingers brush against it and Martin squeezes his eyes shut as he lowers his hand.
“It’s probably for the best if I don’t come here again anyway. Time I stop lying to myself and secretly wait for you to just wake up because you hear my voice. God knows, I’m the last person you’d wake up for anyway”
He doesn’t quite manage to keep the bitterness out of his voice, but then again, Jon probably can’t really hear him anyway so why bother? – And now he’s imagining, he can hear Jon’s breath. He really has to get out of here and just let go. For once in his life.
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Allegedly, there are no positive powers at work in the universe.
Allegedly, the archivist wakes up from his coma after six months and proceeds to trudge through season 4 miserable and alone.
Allegedly, there won't be a happy ending.
Allegedly.
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- Part 1 of Another Four-Letter-Word
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- English
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- 77,673
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- 22/22
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20 May 2024
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A modern magical comedy very loosely based on Ugly Betty. Publishing king Uther Pendragon has had enough of his playboy son seducing every female assistant he has ever had so he hires Merlin, a man he is sure Arthur will never sleep with. Merlin would be more insulted by this fact if he wasn’t so busy trying to juggle his duties, save Arthur's skin from ruthless fashionistas and keep his magic a secret at the same time. Expect appearances by oil-lathered knights, the occasional mad druid, a perverted Will and a mental caretaker who lives in the basement and keeps harping on about coins and destiny.
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- English
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- 112,645
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- 2/2
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- 5
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- 813
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20 May 2024
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It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, one-shot, eighth year.
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- English
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- 20,468
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- 1/1
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- 14
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- 314
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20 May 2024
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Draco Malfoy tries to fix the past, but instead mucks it up some more. For Harry, it all becomes quite clear.
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- English
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- 12,022
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- 1/1
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- 273
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- 5,405
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20 May 2024
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Crutch by AWickedMemory (TeddyLaCroix) for anemonen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2015
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Harry has too much to do, and Draco, too little. The solution? Hire him, of course. Who knew Draco Malfoy would be such a perfect personal assistant?
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- English
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- 11,508
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 330
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- 12,595
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- 2,524
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- 104,757
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20 May 2024
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Draco Malfoy and the Mirror of Ecidyrue by starbrigid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2020
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All it takes is one look in a mirror and an ill-advised attempt to shatter it, before an embittered Draco Malfoy fresh out of Azkaban is sent back into his body on the day he gets his Hogwarts letter.
Suddenly, Draco has an unwanted second chance, with a Sorting Hat that doesn't know what to do with him, a certain Muggleborn who won't leave his study table alone, and green eyes he just can't get out of his head. And then there's his new wand, whose choice of him could just mark him as every bit as dark a wizard as his name means he should be.
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- Part 1 of The Mirror of Ecidyrue
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- English
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- 90,081
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- 18/18
- Collections:
- 69
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- 2,354
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- 40,030
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20 May 2024
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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- English
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- 70,045
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- 11/11
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- 1
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- 2,304
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20 May 2024
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When Harry wakes up in an alternate timeline--a timeline where Voldemort was defeated long before the first war--he discovers everything is different. His parents, his godfather, his friends--and him. Harry must deal with the consequences of who he would have been if he had been raised by his parents, and figure out where he stands with his casual hook up, Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of White Knight
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- English
- Words:
- 64,573
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 1,047
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- 41,303
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- 9,261
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20 May 2024
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What We Pretend We Can't See by gyzym for shecrows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2017
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Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.
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- English
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- 131,086
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 12
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- 3,542
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- 14,092
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20 May 2024
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On a chilly day in October, Draco kisses Harry goodbye before he goes on yet another dangerous, undercover mission with the Aurors.
And then Harry doesn't come back.
Only Draco believes that Harry isn't dead, and pours himself into finding his husband despite his friends' pleas to move on and grieve properly. What he finds at the end of that work, though, is not at all what he wanted.
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- English
- Words:
- 31,082
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 225
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- 4,627
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- 1,276
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- 91,096
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20 May 2024
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This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.
The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.
Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.
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- English
- Words:
- 12,453
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,034
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- 13,922
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- 4,183
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- 123,013
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18 May 2024