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the violence it took to become this gentle by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
12 Mar 2025
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5 times Charles is a good parent to the First Class team (and one time that's a little different)
or: Charles and Erik set out to build a team of mutants to fight Shaw and accidentally acquire a family instead.
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to keep us both warm by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
05 Oct 2024
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"Alright," Erik puts his hands on his hips. "Jesus. Who came up with this, seriously? Why are the teaspoons all the way in the back - you drink so much tea, it doesn't make sense to have them... and the- ist das ein Feuerzeug? Why is it over there with the knives?"
"Can't help you there," Charles comments serenely. "Probably my mother, who prioritised accessibility of the corkscrew over most other things in life."
or: Charles doesn't take well to returning to his childhood home. Erik makes soup and rearranges the cutlery drawer.
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- Part 1 of abstract (psychopomp)
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all my love and terror (balanced there between those eyes) by snarkivist for little_bastard_being
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
24 Sep 2024
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Erik is looming over him, a black hole of nothingness obscuring most of the sky, and can't he tell? Can't he tell that he is terrifying - a splintering lie of a person, a flat, unending pit in the fabric of reality, no more his Erik than a crude sketch, a second-hand description, a golem from the stories of Erik's childhood that he'd whispered to Charles at night sometimes, little pieces of his history shaped into gifts.
or: Charles experiences Shaw's death, a narrowly-averted war, and the disorienting powers of the helmet in rapid succession, and then gets shot. He deserves a little panic attack, as a treat.
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- Part 2 of abstract (psychopomp)
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on the practical limitations of tea as a love language by snarkivist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Aug 2024
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“Okay,” Martin says quietly. “Okay. What do you want, Jon?”
“I want us,” Jon mumbles, watching Martin’s thumb drawing circles over his pulse point. “I want you, I want to stay in a relationship with you and do everything we used to do. I just don’t want, um… intercourse.”
or: mum said it’s my turn on the “Jon comes out to Martin” fic
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The Beggar and the King by snarkivist for little_bastard_being
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
06 Jan 2024
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In which Nicky riles up Henry VIII for fun while Joe, Andy and Quynh are the Peanut Gallery watching from the window.
A fun time is had by all (except the King).
Recent series
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abstract (psychopomp) by snarkivist
Fandom X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
05 Oct 2024
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Continental Breakfast by Somnambulist
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
28 Aug 2015
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Q can’t remember the mission, the objective, or any of the circumstances regarding the room he woke up in, but if the copious amounts of pain and the sounds of Bond throwing bodies like frisbees on the other end of his radio are any indication, then it can’t be anything worse than the usual misfortune.
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- Part 1 of The Full Continental
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14 Feb 2026
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Continental Breakfast
SomnambulistQ can’t remember the mission, the objective, or any of the circumstances regarding the room he woke up in, but if the copious amounts of pain and the sounds of Bond throwing bodies like frisbees on the other end of his radio are any indication, then it can’t be anything worse than the usual misfortune.
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Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed
Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...
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14 Feb 2026
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Blue-Eyed Monster
Only_1_TruthYes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed
Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...
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The One Who Made Him Stay by JayPendragon
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), SPECTRE (2015), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
31 Dec 2015
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Twenty-one days after the Double-oh programme is reinstated, James Bond returns to MI6 with his Aston Martin and without Dr Swann. This is only the beginning of Q's problems.
A Spectre Fix-It. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of Fixing Spectre
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The One Who Made Him Stay
JayPendragonTwenty-one days after the Double-oh programme is reinstated, James Bond returns to MI6 with his Aston Martin and without Dr Swann. This is only the beginning of Q's problems.
A Spectre Fix-It. COMPLETE.
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Leo ist seit viereinhalb Tagen wieder Zuhause und irgendetwas stimmt nicht.
Oder: Seit der Explosion hat Adam Leo nicht mehr angefasst. Leo zerbricht sich den Kopf. Adam dreht langsam durch.
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- Part 2 of Aftermath
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08 Feb 2026
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Schutt und Asche, Du und Ich
wintersportismLeo ist seit viereinhalb Tagen wieder Zuhause und irgendetwas stimmt nicht.
Oder: Seit der Explosion hat Adam Leo nicht mehr angefasst. Leo zerbricht sich den Kopf. Adam dreht langsam durch.
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No One Thrills Me (Like You Do) by RayShippouUchiha for PrettyBirdy
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
17 Sep 2017
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“Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”
Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.
“Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”
“Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.
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No One Thrills Me (Like You Do)
RayShippouUchiha“Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”
Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.
“Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”
“Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.