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    “Did this girl tell you anything else?”

    Rio hummed. “She said it hopped around a lot.”

    Oh! Agatha laughed. “A frog?”

    Rio’s brow furrowed. “A what?”

    Another self-indulgent chuckle escaped Agatha's shameless mouth before she could stop herself. “Rio, you are quite literally as old as the Earth itself, and you’ve never heard of a frog?”

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    Agatha has been teaching Rio about the intricacies of humanity when there’s a mix-up on what is mythical and what isn’t. Because of this, Rio gets a special surprise.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Pregnant.

    Rio stares at the readout panel on the blue and white stick clutched in her trembling hands for a long, terror-soaked, nausea-filled moment.

    This cannot be happening.

    Rio puts the test back down on the bathroom counter. Closes her eyes. Counts to ten. And gives the damn thing a mean little shake after blindly fumbling for it before daring to open her eyes to check result again, just in case.

    Nope. Still pregnant. Oh, fuck.

    “No, Lilia,” she mouths to herself, mockingly echoing her own earlier words. They’d been having breakfast earlier when Rio had found herself chucking up Cheerios in the sink for the fourth day running. That’s when the woman she all but considered to be her mother had decided it was time to gently offer her thoughts on what might be causing Rio’s recent bout of sudden and inexplicable chocolate Cheerio-intolerance. “Of course I’m not pregnant. The last person I slept with was my very female boss but oh, wait!” The script flips as Rio’s voice veers towards mild hysteria. “I forgot that we’re witches who pulled that dumbass stunt while drunk on Beltane!

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    A magical accident happens. Chaos follows.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    All things considered, Agatha’s sex life had been pretty bleak since her last real relationship turned sour.

    Which is how she found herself creating a new AOL account. And joining a local bdsm chat room. And writing very explicit directions in her away message.

    AIM AWAY MESSAGE: Dyke seeking EXPERIENCED shibari play partner. If you’re strapping and know how to tie, introduce yourself for a compatibility quiz.

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    Late 90s strangers-to-lovers fic where Agatha meets Rio at a dive bar after connecting in an AOL chat room.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Agatha whipped her head and body towards the student. “What the fuck is your problem?”

    “No problem,” She shook her head, smirking. “I like talking to you.”

    “You like pissing me off.” Agatha sniped, plucking her glass off the bar when it arrived.

    “Those two seem to be one in the same.”

    “Just tell me something.” She said after letting a sip burn down her throat. “Where do you get off speaking to a respected professor like that?”

    “Like what?”

    “You were argumentative, disrespectful, dismissive–”

    “No, Agatha, that was you.”

    “Dr. Harkness.” Agatha corrected. “Only people I like can call me Agatha and I don’t like you.”

    “Now, that’s not true.” Rio tilted her head. “You’re talking to me, aren’t you?”

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    Newly tenured professor, Dr. Agatha Harkness, has nothing to prove. That is until she meets a smug, twenty-three year old PhD student in Copenhagen after her first keynote speech. Never one to shy away from a challenge, Agatha seeks to put Rio in her place by any means necessary. No matter what the consequences…

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    20 Aug 2025

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    A knight from a distant land where magic and spirits are honored, an unchained force woven into the fabric of life itself. An heir to the ruling House of the Empire, where magic is something to be mastered, controlled, and wielded as a weapon by the worthy few. When the Empire unexpectedly opens its borders for the first time in decades, the knight is sent to uncover the truth behind their sudden hospitality. But in the heart of the enemy’s stronghold, she finds more than secrets—she finds the heir, a woman whose power is undeniable.

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    OR Knight!Rio, Princess!Agatha, and perhaps dragons.

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    01 Aug 2025