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The aftermath of a nightmare, and a song. It's not half bad, having a partner.
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I remember it too, now, that night — the wind tugging on my hair and coat, the wild reckless thud of my heart against my ribs, the dizzy abyss of the harbor stretching out so far below me in the night that it almost didn’t feel real. Malcolm’s voice in the darkness — “Tobias, step back”, a brusque eulogy for both people I thought I’d left behind long ago, and how much I’d rather fall than turn around and face either of them. And then the plunge.
Graves has a nightmare, T.F. helps; agreements are reached about swimming lessons.
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It's the first time that Graves finally convinced T.F. to join him while drinking with his besties.
Wherein Graves discovers he can be just as jealous as T.F, Vayne ping-pongs between amused and done, Nilah itches for a fight and T.F. fears for his life.
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A non-chronological series of oneshots detailing what happened before Jeremy and Mike reunited in IYFBIML, and all the things they suffered to find each other again
(Technically could be called a stand-alone work, but it’s SO canon divergent that you’d prob be lost without reading at least the original work in the series)
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- Part 5 of if you fall back into my life
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If he lets himself sit long enough, he’s still back there. Still seventeen, smoking on his barely legal 10 minute lunch break, watching the cars on the road pass by and wishing he was in one of them. Still seventeen, when escaping with Mike in tow was all he ever really wanted. Still seventeen, with his brains on the floor and a love note in hand.
Did he ever really stop being seventeen?
He’s still sitting here, smoking a cig and waiting for his life to fix itself instead of fixing it the right way. He did everything the right way, didn’t he? And it didn’t matter. Now, he did everything the new right way, with happiness first and God second, and he’s still sitting here and waiting to fly away to somewhere where his head hurts a little less.
Or: it’s the anniversary of Jeremy’s ex-wife leaving him and Cassie, and he’s not handling it well. It’s Mike’s turn to be the supportive one, and he’s knows one thing for sure: they’re gonna need a coffee pot
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- Part 4 of if you fall back into my life
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Now could have been
Washed away, rescue me mother
Fragile and holding my hand
Accidents, grades
Marks that we left on each other“Is this the home of Mike Schmidt?”
Michael assesses the visitor with narrowed eyes. She’s an older looking woman, with streaks of grey striking through her strawberry blonde hair. Her demeanor was serious and professional, her forest green eyes lacking any warmth or pleasantness. Something is itching in the back of his mind, like he knows her from somewhere, which does not help at all with the pit of anxiety growing within him.
“It’s Fitzgerald now,” he says, flashing his wedding ring, “-may I ask why you need to know?”Or:
An unexpected visitor pops up. She brings lots and lots of trouble.
(title from Pinkish by Gerard Way)Series
- Part 2 of if you fall back into my life
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He never liked the sound of church bells. They always reminded him of funerals, and that conjured some… rather unpleasant mental imagery he’d rather avoid. You’re trying to think more positively, he reminds himself. He tries to think of weddings instead, the other time of significance when the bells ring. What was that old poem?
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed
Something blue
Sounds stupid anyways.Or: After being the “only” survivor of the Pizzeria Sim Fire, Michael meets four people who teach him how to move on.
(Title from Fall Back Into My Life by Amber Pacific)Series
- Part 1 of if you fall back into my life
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Turn Around, Look at Me by Abunchofbabyducks (AcidicSphynx)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
08 Jan 2026
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After an incident in his apartment, Michael decides that his little Mike Schmidt obsession must be dealt with.
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- Part 2 of Schmafton Shenanigans
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Normalcy is a Fantasy by Abunchofbabyducks (AcidicSphynx)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
02 Jan 2026
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Mike still has the Security jacket that Steve Raglan gave him from his job at Freddy’s. Michael wants it back.
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- Part 1 of Schmafton Shenanigans
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boring thoughts/boring moods/boring bedtimes by Anonymous
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
10 Jan 2026
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Michael was grateful for the fact that dead nerves couldn’t feel pain. Or anything at all. He could almost pretend it was someone else he was performing jaw surgery on– it wasn’t like he looked like himself anymore. Small mercies.
He lost himself in the rhythm of stitching the flesh of the lower half of his face back up to the top. It wouldn’t be a neat scar– Ennard hadn’t been considering neatness when they wrenched his jaw apart and expelled themselves– but at least his mouth would be only slightly too wide. And hopefully he’d be able to speak.
He only admired the finished product for a few moments. He had Joker lips now. Joker lips and sagging purple skin and pinpoints of light in the centers of his filmy dead eyes, like distant stars. Inside him was nothing but his skeleton, no muscles, no organs, just bones and bits of leftover metal to keep him from collapsing in on himself. Small mercies, small mercies. Ennard could take their small mercies and shove them up their robotic ass.
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- Part 1 of fnaf slop
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Michael woke up in his bed, his head fuzzy, and limbs felt weighted, almost like he didn't feel any real need to get up. Slowly blinking, he realised he didn't know how long he slept for.
He got out of bed, and slipped outside. Glancing at the calendar in the living room, he realised, it had been three days since his attempt.
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Or,Michael revisits some of his memories, and sees how his family members are doing.
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- Part 1 of Putting Michael through the wringer
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Just kiss me (I can’t stand it) by AngelitoBloodsherry for laugan
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
06 Jan 2026
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Taking control, snatch it away. Give it up.
“Chuuya,” Dazai called, the need in his voice devastating. “I need you.”
Another kiss, this one gentler.
His hand moved down to graze his knot. He aligned their hips.
“I’ve got you, princess.”
“Don’t take off your gloves,” he begged, wriggling against his restraints. He pouted, and when their eyes met, Dazai looked much more lucid. “Knot me. Silly dog, knot me.”
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Ian helps Anthony decorate his Christmas tree (and not burn down his apartment)
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- Part 12 of Year of the OTP 2025 (Lilac's Version)
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Ian knows that he and Anthony tend to get lost in their own world, some place that only really makes sense to the two of them, and Ian doesn’t mind that. Going to a wedding chapel in Vegas might be on the outskirts of that as it hardly makes sense to Ian, but at the same time, it makes perfect sense, like he can see Anthony’s plan laid out for him, see how it would be hilarious in the end.
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Anthony pulls his mouth away and looks at Ian. The lack of contact makes Ian moan miserably, but he focuses on how delectable Anthony looks with his curls in his face, his mouth perfect and red. Anthony kisses the backs of Ian’s thighs and hums.
“Is that an order?”
“Yes!” Ian grits out, wiggling in Anthony’s hold, “I want to feel you.”
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- Part 2 of Anthony's Dick Piercing
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Pierced Through the Heart (But Never Killed) by lilacfoxes for PunkGremlin
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF
27 Dec 2023
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“Ian?” Anthony says gently, and Ian forces himself to look at Anthony. He knows this is it, but he’ll accept it, because he wants Anthony in his life even if they chalk last night up to a silly mistake and never discuss it again.
“Yeah?”
“The offer isn’t off the table, is it?”
“What?” Ian asks.
Anthony clears his throat. “I guess, I mean, can we still…”
“Hook up?” Ian finishes.
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- Part 1 of Anthony's Dick Piercing
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“We should actually do it though,” Anthony said.
“Huh?” Ian asked, completely lost on Anthony’s thread of thought for once in his life.
“Um,” Anthony said, “Get married. We should do that.”
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Aim for my Heart (Miss Me in Your Bones) by lilacfoxes
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF
17 Oct 2024
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When an opportunity to travel to New York for business comes up for Smosh, Anthony is haunted by the memories of the last time he and Ian had been in New York together in 2016.
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- Part 10 of Lilac Does Kinktober 2024
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“People get this perception of me because they think I’m good looking or whatever. They get these, I don’t know, expectations, I guess. And then, I don’t measure up to what they had in their imaginations.”
Ian’s brow furrows and Anthony can tell he’s truly trying to understand what Anthony is saying. Anthony knows he isn’t making it easy.
“Alright, I’m just going to say it,” Anthony says, his heart quickening in his chest, “she expected my dick to be bigger than it is.”
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“Ian?” Anthony asks. He isn’t pressing and he doesn’t sound hurt, or angry, or scared. He’s neutral. He wants to know but he isn’t going to force it, Ian knows that.
“I feel bad…I guess?” Ian finishes lamely.
“Why would you feel bad?”
“Because I don’t bottom and you do.”