semusepsu
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A small constructed language based on a tumblr post. A language with polypersonal agreement, but verbs agree with a different feature of each argument
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Eridan Ampora and Vriska Serket are two assassins on the move with a desperate, toxic relationship. But when they accept a job trying to kill the Imperial Heiress, it might be just what they need to see the light and hope in life.
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There are definitely worse people you could have ended up in an escape pod with, like… well, almost anyone else from your adolescent friend group who’s still alive. Even with the echo of those old hurt feelings.
June relaxes visibly now that she knows you aren’t a threat. You, on the other hand, feel a little disappointed. You have history with Terezi in the flushed quadrant, and you've never entirely gotten over her. But she’s with a human, and they only do redrom, so she’s taken. As June introduces herself in more detail, you wonder whether this human can truly appreciate her. You aren’t envious at all.
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The Orphaner Dualscar is slightly less of a monster, but things end up just the same.
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Human gender-bent AU. Gamzee loves her girlfriend Tavros, but sometimes the past affects their intimacy, which makes things all the sweeter when the stars align.
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A blast from Eridan's wand hits Karkat instead of Feferi, severely wounding him and causing him to molt back into a younger body. In this altered timeline, there is a chance that more players can make it to the new session at the end of the meteor journey. But a murder prevented may just be a murder delayed, unless deeper problems are resolved.
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A linguistic exploration of Homestuck, focusing on the language of the trolls and its possible linguistic features.
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Things To Do In The Elemental Nations When You're Dead by JumpingJackFlash
Fandoms: Naruto, Original Work
22 Nov 2022
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Itachi's first glance tells him Kisame is genuinely relaxed, lounging at the low table with a nail clipper and a bottle of umeshu, so he can take his time studying the other person in the room: a skinny red-haired boy sprawled starfish-like on a futon, covers shoved aside and pillow soaked in drool, wearing nothing but — “Is that my underwear?”
“Well, mine would be too big,” Kisame says reasonably. “No need to whisper, he’s dead to the world.”
“Mine should be too big as well.” He’s fourteen, not… whatever this boy is, eight or nine.
“Safety pins.”
“Why do you have my underwear? What happened to his?” It’s a silly thing to get stuck on, but he can’t seem to let it go. His relationship with Kisame is not one that admits to underwear. There’s a professional distance. This is outside his comfort zone.
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- Part 1 of Stalemate Adjacent
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05 Jan 2026
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One of the other boys at the orphanage remembers just enough of a past life to see Naruto as a cute kid in need of looking after. Growing up with a brother figure watching his back, Naruto isn't a desperate, love-starved, illiterate weapon ready-made for authority to wield. Some people in Konoha aren't very happy about that...
Others, though... well, it might just save their lives.
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05 Jan 2026
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Surgery is the New Sex (or: La Vie en Rose) by QueerOnFire for nihilBliss
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2025
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After a millenia together, an aging Kanaya and an ever-young Rose find more and more taboo ways to keep their marriage strong and their sex life exciting.
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05 Jan 2026
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What if I, a grown woman, wrote a fic about the terrible Batman OC I came up with as a depressed middle schooler?
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- Part 43 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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05 Jan 2026
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Kabru set his teeth. "Do you sleep with anyone who just asks? You're terribly easy to set up for a diplomatic incident." He'd meant it as a rhetorical jab, not too subtle for Laios to miss or too cruel to throw in his face, but as Laios drew breath in to answer he saw, terribly: oh, yes. Laios did sleep with anyone who just asked.
Written for the Dungeon Meshi kink meme prompt: "5 times Laios slept with people in his own + Kabru's team, and 1 time he slept with Kabru himself, who was seething with lust over Laios's slutty behavior". I have indicated auxiliary ships as character tags, not relationships tags.
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05 Jan 2026