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Ilya and Shane as WAGs by peiceabread
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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punchline by shrobbery for namikazes
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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punchline
/ˈpʌn(t)ʃlʌɪn/
noun
the final phrase or sentence of a joke or story, providing the humour or some other crucial element.- - -
Ilya is— he’s allowed to love Shane out loud now. Because he does. He loves his husband. Adores him with every staccato beat of his heart so surely, so intently, that he’s positive that if he were to be hooked up to a polygraph machine and be asked if he loves Shane Hollander, the shape of his pulse as he answers “yes” would coincide with the rhythm of Shane’s bashful laughter anytime Ilya tells him that his freckles are stunning.
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It’s funny, though. He can almost see Irina’s brand of humor slip through the cracks, like sunlight peeking past the gaps in their blackout curtains. He can almost hear her laugh. Gone as she is, she lingers and clings to him like cigarette smoke.
Ilya, Shane, freckles, fate, and his mama. Alternatively titled: the stars outside of Moscow
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Rachel! @redordead
went to try and live my wag dreams at my boyfriends hockey games and it ended up with his coaches in a punch up??? is this normal???
Replying to @redordead
@redordead the other teams coach insulted one of my boyfriends coaches and the blonde one tried to hit him i am so confusedReplying to @redordead
@redordead ok ive done some googling apparently the blonde one is some russian guy and the other is a cutie patootie named shaneor
Shane and Ilya coach the McGill Men's Hockey Team and everyone online is totally normal about it.
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It's A Nice Day For A ... Fake Wedding? by fishcollective
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is getting married! But it's to be able to stay in the country if something happens (or so he says). He invited his teammates on the Centaurs to the wedding.
“So, I am getting… how you say? Marriage of convenience,”
“Alright… so who’s the poor lady stuck with you then?”
“Shane Hollander.”Evan Dykstra's POV (yes I chose a random teammate)