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    It had surprised Elphaba when she first noticed it. Galinda, the girly-girl, the Pink Princess, should smell like flowers or expensive perfumes.

    Not cinnamon.

    Podfic of Cinnamon by TheTruthBetween-Archive (TheTruthBetween).

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    "How does it end?”

    Eddie blinks. “Huh?”

    “The story, silly,” Steve mutters. “How does the jester save the king?”

    “Who said he does?”

    Steve sighs, satisfied and exhausted. “‘s a fairytale. Gotta have a happy ending.”

     

    Podfic of True love's kiss by Just_my_latest_hyperfixation.

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    “Wait. But, who did you tell? You know, about, you?”

    “Oh, the obvious. Steve.”

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    A short fic that explores how Will and Robin's conversation in "Shock Jock" could have gone, had the writers not been scared of qpr stobin and given the scene more emotion and time.

    Podfic of the obvious (steve) by communitypool.

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    Everyone knows that camp counselors and staff cannot drink, do drugs or have sex at camp.

    Do you want to get axe murdered, Steve? Because that's how you get axe murdered.

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    Hello everyone and welcome to WHNK campus radio, and thank you for tuning in to our annual segment “So You Think You Can Fight a Goose!” As always, please listen carefully to our common FAQs, then we will open the floor to you, the audience, to ask the questions we have missed. And a huge thank you to our University Staff for taking the time to answer these questions!

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    Day 14 of 31 Days of Fluff: Parallel Universes

    Ed and Stede wake up in a void full of endless doors. Where do they lead?

    Podfic of There Are Other Worlds Than These by metavenhorst.

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    A podfic-centric guide to the “FAQ: The Snake Fight Portion of Your Thesis Defense” Fandom

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    “Shit’s been… weird, since the gates opened,” Steve says, looking down at his wrist watch. 8:04 PM. “Like… jumpy or something? Right? Robin?”

    Podfic of Plot Holes by wynnyfryd.

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    On their first night at the inn, Ed and Stede talk about The Foot Touch.

    This is a podfic of Reaching Out by remreader.

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    "It's just a shame," Galinda says then, seemingly oblivious to how Elphaba's gaze drifts down to all of that smooth skin on display. "Since I've never been kissed for New Year's!"

    "Wait." Elphaba's brain is suddenly short-circuiting. "You—you as in Galinda Upland, you—you've never gotten a New Year's kiss?"

    Galinda's pout reappears as she gives her head a solemn nod. "Isn't that a travesty?"

    --

    AKA: The one where Galinda Upland finally gets a New Year's kiss.

    Podfic of a little less conversation (and a little more touch my body) by doingthemost.

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    And just like that, Glinda becomes interim leader of Oz in time for Mistlemas.

     

     

     

    She's not immune to the irony of it all: during Oz's greatest celebratory season, all she wants to do is flounce upon her bed and curl up, wrapping herself up in thousand-count sheets, and mar her pretty face with tears. Who better to give Elphaba the show of abject mourning that she deserves than the woman responsible for her death?

     

     

     

    So she cries, then cries some more—oblivious to the green envelope that slides itself underneath her bedroom door, waiting for her.

     

     

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    A Gelphie fix-it/reunion advent challenge, set after the full story of Wicked, composed of 250 and 500 word chapters.

    Podfic of whether rain or shine, naughty or nice by doingthemost.

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    English
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    Galinda takes it upon herself to teach her roommate and brand-new friend Elphaba how to flirt. It's very selfless of her, really.

    Podfic of Proper Ploys by idiopathicsmile.

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    Halfway across the Atlantic, with Alex engrossed in his French course, Nora had perked up, telling him about her recent calculations and their 99.9 percent chance of having fun in Paris.“What’s the other 0.01 percent?” Alex had asked, watching the corners of Nora’s mouth turn upwards. “Plane crash, getting stabbed with a baguette, take your pick.” // Or. the Paris AU we all deserve.

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    Podfic of Without Further Ado by cricketnationrise. Author's original summary:

    EPISODE NUMBER/TITLE: 1 / Can You Hear Me Now?
    SEASON: 1
    SHOW TITLE: Game Changer
    LENGTH: 32m 28s (thirty-two minutes and twenty-eight seconds)
    PROJECTED AIR DATE: September 4th, 2023
    CAST: Keladry Mindelan, Merric Hollyrose, Owen Jesslaw, Neal Queenscove

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    Aziraphale is interrupted while enjoying a good book, but he doesn't mind terribly much...

    Aziraphale wordt onderbroken tijdens het lezen van een goed boek, maar hij vind het eigenlijk niet zo erg...

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    “Go talk to him.”

    “No,” Steve said, his skin growing warm as he continued to lock eyes with the hot stranger.

    “Clearly he’s interested.”

    “Or he’s just realized I was staring and thinks I’m a creep.”

    The man grinned.

    “Shit. Robin, I think he can read lips.”

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    November 2008. Eddie and Steve visit Dustin in his new city and become champions of the sun. (written for @steddiemicrofic tumblr’s January prompt: ‘hole,’ 404 words)

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    It takes a few minutes, but Crowley does finally work out what sort of "something" Aziraphale is on about doing for him in return for saving those books.

    Het duurt een paar minuten, maar Crowley begrijpt eindelijk wat Aziraphale voor hem terug wilt doen nadat hij zijn boeken heeft gered...

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    “How’s the experiment going?”

     

    “Um. Mixed results, so far.”

     

    “How so?”

     

    “Well, she’s still alive.”

     

    “Immortality will do that to you.”

     

    “Yeah. So that’s good. And she’s killed a bunch of people. Like, a lot of people. She’s getting really good at it. She’s pretty badass.”

     

    “Okay.”

     

    “So, those are positives.”

     

    “Sure. For a given meaning of positive.”

     

    “The thing is, I think I did something a bit wrong?”

     

    Two (mostly) well-meaning deities with some time on their hands try a little experiment. Chaos ensues.

    Podfic of Not Looking When I Messed Up by FlirtyFroggy.

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