roseevine
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would you like to be, stuck in ikea with me by roseevine for JUTDAECULT
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
25 Dec 2025
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Felix seems panicked. How strange; what is he even talking about? Changbin stirs and forces his eyes to blink open—a painful sensation around his tired eyes. He must have been sleeping hard. His head feels weighted and achy as well. If Felix wasn’t talking to him, he could fall back into sleep in an instant. But he stretches his arms and adjusts his eyes. Their surroundings are dark. Very dark. He begins to recognize the overhead showroom beams, the lights that are now barely lit up. As if they’re only on for security reasons.
Security lights.
He shifts into a quick sitting position. “We’re still in IKEA,” he repeats, his voice hollow.
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They all look to where Felix is pointing, and Jisung and Hyunjin both tilt their heads, trying to understand the English on the package. It’s a tiny, flesh-colored rubber man in a T-pose under a flimsy plastic shell, attached to red printed cardboard.
“What does that say?” Jisung asks Felix.
“‘Grow-A-Boyfriend,’” Felix recites, and the words make Jisung’s stomach sink. He already knows where this is going, and sure enough, Hyunjin perks up and darts forward.
“What’s the rest of it say?”
‘“If you can’t get a date, then grow the perfect mate!” Felix continues reading. ‘“Drop me in the water for a lover that’s made to order. Grows to 6 times its original size.’ Hey, Jisungie—”
“No,” Jisung replies immediately.
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Jisung grows a boyfriend.
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Minho continued scowling, but he wrapped a hand around the man’s arm, squeezing him closer. “This is my boyfriend, Ten,” he told the group.
“Hi,” Ten waved. “Nice to finally meet you all.”
The rest of them murmured their ‘hello’s,’ but Jeongin started to spiral where he stood. “‘Finally?’” He blurted out, eyeing Minho. “How long have you two been dating?”
His boyfriend spoke to Minho for confirmation. “A couple months or so, right?”
“Yeah, two months,” Minho responded, no longer moving his gaze in Jeongin’s direction. As a matter of fact, no one looked in Jeongin’s direction. He tried to catch Felix’s eyes, which were suddenly very focused on the chipped paint off his fingernail.
“And…everyone knew but me?” Jeongin asked, trying to sound nonchalant and definitely failing.
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Jeongin is in love with his bandmate Minho. Minho is in love with his boyfriend.
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“This is very top secret,” Jisung whispers and looks around him. “You can’t tell a single person, okay? Not even Felix Lee.”
“I don’t even know what I would tell him.” Jisung overestimates the amount that he and Felix actually talk to each other.
“All right. So what you’re looking at is a successful simulation of practical time travel.”
Hyunjin looks at his best friend and waits for the joke, but he just has the same self-assured, satisfied look in his eye. It’s the same look as the time when he invented a way for his cat to explore his backyard without interfering with the wildlife. It weirded Hyunjin out that this is on the exact same level of importance to him. Actually…no. This has to be a joke. Time travel is impossible.
“What the fuck.”
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Hyunjin feels like his life as he knows it is over after being hazed his freshman year of high school. Now three years later, he's time traveling with a small genius and an aloof motorcycle rider. Maybe he'll rescue some losers, or maybe he'll gain some popularity, or maybe he'll fall in love. Not necessarily in that order.
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“Yesterday, my mom came over and did more of that nagging, until I couldn’t take it anymore,” Hyunjin shared. “I snapped and decided to lie in the moment, and I kind of told her I had a boyfriend.”
Jeongin blinked. “Why did you do that?”
“I don’t know!” Hyunjin threw up his hands. “I thought in that split second that it would get her to leave me alone, but it only made things worse. And I made it worse than that, even, because…I gave her a name.”
The man simply stood there and blinked over at Hyunjin, trying to process what he tried to say, and then clarity suddenly appeared in his eyes.
“You gave her my name.”
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The mortifying ordeal of pretending your next-door neighbor is your boyfriend, and taking him on your yearly vacation to a winter cabin to appease your family.
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What do you do when your best friend, who also happens to be a camboy, decides to expand beyond solo content?
Easy. You volunteer to help.
The fact that you have a crush on him slash have been in love with him for a few years doesn’t matter.
Really. It doesn’t.
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Bookmarked by roseevine
19 Feb 2026
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Han Jisung is a very clingy drunk.
Tonight, Hyunjin is the one he clings to.
Bookmarked by roseevine
15 Feb 2026
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Jisung speaks up just as Seungmin is leaving the kitchen. “Night, Seungmin.”
Seungmin turns and smiles, speaking warmly. “Goodnight. Get home safely, Jisung-ah.” He turns and disappears through the doorway. Jisung doesn’t look away from the empty space until he hears Seungmin’s door shutting quietly somewhere down the hallway.
Felix looks up at Jisung, holding up the piping bags. “Now, are you gonna help me decorate all these cookies?”
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Jisung is a pabo. Seungmin is a pabo. But at least they're cute pabos.
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Bookmarked by roseevine
26 Dec 2025
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A Fever you Can’t Sweat Out by megaversenumber1fan for roseevine
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
08 Sep 2025
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Jeongin takes an aphrodisiac on a dare. It works too well, and the only person that can help him is Minho, who he’s been quietly in love with for years.
Bookmarked by roseevine
22 Sep 2025
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He’s twenty three; it’s Saturday night—he should be at the club. He should be at some DILF’s house getting his spine snapped or his throat fucked; he should not be about to squeeze himself into his friend’s full bed, half-cut and bleary-eyed, to platonically spoon with his best mate.
“You’re lucky I love you,” Chris tells him.
A door opens downstairs. Then the familiar strum a guitar glides gently to the second storey. His ears perk up. His heart skips. He swallows. So he’s here?
Suddenly Chris has to take a piss. “I’ll be right back, mate,” he says to deaf ears.
Chris gets what he's always wanted and more when he drunkenly stumbles into his best mate's dad's home office one late night.
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22 Sep 2025