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“Can you stop stepping on my toes?” Jimin bites out, voice breathless and more than a little irritated. All he gets is a huff in response and Jungkook rolling his eyes. Jungkook makes a show of moving exactly three feet back, hands doing a ”Is this better?”, kind of motion, and the other groans in annoyance.
This was how the two found themselves these days. Fighting tooth and nail over everything and nothing. Ignoring each other at every opportunity, sending death glares from across the room when they thought no one was looking. Muttering insults under their breaths when someone so much as breathed the wrong way.
And it was all over a stupid sweater.
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When Lucy isn't able to come with Tim to a house viewing, Tim takes John for his contractor expertise. The real estate agent notices their wedding bands and draws her own conclusions.
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In which, Tim and John get mistaken as a married couple during a house viewing.
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06 Jan 2026
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Over the Glowstick’s forehead, in a neat font, letter after letter, a phrase ‘We’d need to do more tests’ started appearing, before erasing itself and conjuring a new one: ‘to know for sure’.
Sasuke blinked. Then he blinked again.
The Guy From Before smiled sadly at Sasuke, and then shot a side-eye to the Glowstick. Neatly, over the maybe-tennis headband on his forehead, new words started forming as well, syncing to his lip movements: ‘I will report to Hokage-sama then’.
‘It is quite unfortunate that this happened to young Uchiha-san’, said the forehead of Glowstick.
(SI!OC wakes up in a body of an 11-year-old Uchiha Sasuke with barely any memories of his own, and plenty of unresolved trauma, PTSD-induced flashbacks-maybe-memories and raging hormones of his new body. Or was it his body all along? No matter if maybe!Sasuke is comatose, or dead, or reincarnated, or having a particularly bad trip one thing is for certain--he can't speak Japanese for shit.)
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Adolescence is the dormant rose of winter: a prickled, ugly, tangled mess of vines and thorns, with flowers promised only in the distant spring. “Spring” seems so far off to the demon that must console his angry, hurting charge in the midst of puberty — but it will come, and not without a price that they both must pay.
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Perfect Enough by crookedswingset
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Feb 2020
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Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."
"A club," said Kakashi, flat.
"Yep. A... babysitter's club."
"I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.
"Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.
"In red and black."
"Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.
He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.
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(Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)
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