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    Yolanda
    Does your middle name start with M
    Because Frank M. Langdon
    Sounds a lot like F.M.L. to me


    Frank
    I literally just got divorced

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    23 Jun 2025

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    Lord Voldemort slithered out of the Veil on New Year's Eve in the year 2000. Still bent on world domination, he decided that Golden Girl Granger would be the perfect accessory on his arm.

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    16 Jun 2021

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    Tom Riddle never became Lord Voldemort. Instead, he quietly accumulated power and became the youngest Minister ever elected. When she discovers that Tom is her soulmate, Hermione allows herself to be Bound to him as part of a Hogwarts tradition. With time, Hermione discovers that her Tom is not what he seems - and learns the meaning of power. (Optional Marriage Law, Soulmates, Dark Tom, Eventual Dark Hermione)

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    15 Jun 2021

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    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: Today’s Meeting

    Granger –

    Attached is the dry-cleaning bill for the shirt you ruined when you threw your tea at it. I’m not sure if you noticed, but I happened to be wearing the shirt at the time. You are lucky it was cold. Pay the bill and I won’t sue you for assault.

    Regards,
    Thomas Marvolo Riddle
    CEO of Walpurgis Corporate

     

    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: re: Today’s Meeting

    Riddle –

    I did notice, because unlike you, I can identify when something is being inhabited, you forest-destroying monster.

    You do not require a dry cleaner to get herbal tea out of a shirt. The shirt was black, the tea was camomile, and you have no grounds on which to stand nor sue. Your company, however, WILL be exposed for the havoc it is wreaking upon our natural world.

    Sincerely,
    Hermione Jean Granger
    CEO of Not being a Twat

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    03 Jun 2021

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    Hermione was good at what she did. Fantastic, in fact. She made upward of two grand a night. Men came crawling back to her, offering vast amounts of money, penthouse suites, and other perks but once they became too attached, she always cut them off without a blink of an eye.

    She gave men what they wanted and that was far more than the sex they had; she gave them power. She let them feel in control—they controlled how much she moved, what she wore, how much air she could breathe. They got off on it.

    So did she.

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    22 May 2021

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    “I believe the difference between what justice truly is and what it should be is who it serves.” She states confidently, meeting his gaze across the lecture hall. “Justice in today’s world serves the interest of the strong in society, while true justice is the equitable access and applicability of rights, privileges and opportunities to everyone.”

    I could listen to her talk all day, Kylo thinks inwardly. She is holding his stare, the look in her eyes challenging him to tell her she is wrong. I'm in trouble.

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    02 May 2021

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    “You’re not alone,” Ben says softly.

    Rey looks at him like it’s the first time. “Neither are you.”

    “Neither are you.”

    “Neither are-” Rey pauses. “Are you drunk?”

    Ben nods solemnly. “Super wasted.”

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    Based on @jeenoamit's curiouscat Q&A: pick an adam driver movie where nothing would change, except the adam character is now shit-faced drunk — The Last Jedi

    Characters are gleefully out of character here, plot is thin as hell so just take it scene by scene, and pray for my boy Ben Solo when his hangover fully hits.

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    27 Apr 2021

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    Rey is tired of having to endlessly fix Force Enterprise's ancient HVAC system. As the company's civil engineer, she has plenty of helpful suggestions for improvements, but will CEO Kylo Ren listen?

    No.

    Not, that is, until she gets drunk and accidentally sends him an extremely rude email...

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    21 Apr 2021

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    Ben wasn’t sure how he ended up watching the video, but some combination of boredom, drunkenness, and YouTube’s mysterious algorithm had led him here, and now he was stuck, unable to tear his eyes away from “Rey Tries… Hot Sauce!”

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    Corporate asshole Ben Solo falls in love with a YouTuber a decade his junior.

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    20 Apr 2021

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    Manhattan, Spring 2010 - Patrick Verona runs into Kat Stratford. It's been a while. The request was - how do they handle their college years... Well I tweaked that and went a little further in the future. Here's a look back at how it went, and what happened next.

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    11 Mar 2021

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    "Knockturn Alley," Hermione breathed, and a rush of relief flooded inside of her. At least she didn't end up amongst cavemen or dinosaurs. Time-turner fic. Sirius Black falls behind the veil, the time-turners are destroyed, and a Gryffindor is going to change history.

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    07 Mar 2021

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    When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner.

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    07 Mar 2021

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    She slept with him. That was her first mistake.

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    25 Feb 2021

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    Hermione Granger and Tom Riddle have never seen eye to eye, but when they're stuck working late on an impossible project, their ire comes to a head...pun intended.

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    18 Feb 2021

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    “Hello, Kitten.”

    Sirius Black was sitting in the armchair when she walked through the Floo, wearing a red and green Christmas sweater and a Santa hat. When Hermione finally saw him, he was was sucking on a candy cane. She watched as his tongue darted out to lick the end of the candy cane.

    “Oh, Merlin. What are you doing?” Hermione asked, brushing some powder from her shoulders.

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    A series of Christmas related Sirmione drabbles!

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    30 Jan 2021

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    As Tom Riddle is hunting for the diadem in Albania, he stumbles across a strange artifact he's never seen before. Hermione Granger is a lowly Ministry employee on vacation in the mountains of Albania. She's found the perfect cabin for a week of relaxing, hiking and reading. Until a stranger shows up in her living room. Wearing a time-turner. Complete!

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    14 Jan 2021

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    The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.

    (In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)

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    14 Jan 2021

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    When Hermione's eyes settled on Tom once again her smile transformed into something slightly sinister. “I must say, Tom Riddle, I have been waiting for the day that you would walk into my tea room.”

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    09 Jan 2021

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    It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front.

    He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944.

    She had checked.

    [ ALTERNATIVELY - Hermione finds Tom Riddle's diary. ]

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    09 Jan 2021

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    Tom Riddle is pretending to be infatuated with her. Hermione wants to know why.

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    06 Jan 2021

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