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“You have got to stop doing this It’s a waste of money, and time, and, and frankly it’s a waste of flowers.”
“I know,” said Frodo. “I know. But he’s so pretty, Merry. And so nice. And, when I go in we talk about flowers and today he was telling me all about the different colours you can get tulips in and what they mean –”
“I’d say this is getting weird, but honestly it sailed past weird a month ago."
In which Frodo has a small (small!) crush on an employee in his local flower shop and Merry is an excellent wingman, thank you very much.
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18 Feb 2026
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Digital Euphoria by Scarlet_Sandwich
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Droids (Cartoon)
04 May 2023
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C-3PO gets another slipped servo disk in his back, and R2-D2 decides to take advantage of his partner's immobility.
Kinda crack but I also ship these two with my life fight me
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17 Feb 2026
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Weary Heads To Rest by icarus_chained
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
19 Apr 2015
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In the quiet after the war is won, Gimli watches Legolas sleep that strange half-sleep of the elves, and slowly and perhaps begrudgingly comes around to the realisation that he loves him.
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30 Jan 2026
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Gimli scandalizes Legolas by offering to braid his hair after the battle of Helm's Deep. Aragorn is far too amused.
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30 Jan 2026
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Frodo and Sam are safely back to the Shire. Their relationship is ready to bloom, but Sam needs help learning how to do it. (Comic)
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30 Jan 2026
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mind reader, heart stealer by cherryot for yukkiri
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2026
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Error! Error! This was against the workplace hierarchy! Measly goldfish like Shang Qinghua have no place nipping at the tails of the tiger sharks that share the tank with him!
He opens his mouth to apologize, only for something else to cut through his thoughts.
—has such endearing and messy hair. I could fix it for—
What the fuck.
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Shang Qinghua turns thirty, goes to work, and then proceeds to misread every situation he finds himself in.Bookmarked by rainmaster_simp
28 Jan 2026
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THE BOSS WANTS TO DATE ME?! by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2021
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Shang Qinghua is volunteered for the company charity date-auction, and is promptly put in as a forgettable middle bid, right after a guy whose name people can’t even remember. He’s more there as padding, so surprise comes to him when someone actually bids for him.
(And it’s shortly followed by fear when he realizes who has bid for him.)
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21 Nov 2025
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it lingers when we're done by marizousbooty
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Mar 2022
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There is no way Shen Qingqiu is a virgin at [age redacted] despite having a girlfriend for a year and five days now
Series
- Part 1 of God is a woman
- Part 3 of Bee’s Valentine’s Day Fics
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03 Nov 2025
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all the moments that made my heart beat by dejabloo
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
03 Apr 2021
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just... a place to dump all the future Jingyi/Jin Ling fics I (hopefully) find the motivation to write 😅
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25 Oct 2025
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five stages of realising you’ve been dating your best friend by sxkaii
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
03 Aug 2024
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“That’s how you and Mizi are,” he tacked on because, well, Mizi and Sua were perhaps his prime example of a happy, healthy couple.
“Thank you,” Sua said gratefully, momentarily distracted by the mention of her relationship.
Till smiled. “You’re welcome,”
“It’s also how you and Ivan are,” Till’s smile dropped, immediately.
A few seconds pass in silence. Sua, blankly staring at Till, and Till, blankly staring at Sua.
There is a ringing in Till’s ears as, in the next second, his brain cycles through memories of the past year and all the years before that, and affirms Sua’s words.
“Fuck,” Till said eloquently.
There’s only so many times Till can be asked if he’s dating Ivan before he—well, asks himself if he’s dating Ivan.
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25 Oct 2025
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Drinking consequences by orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
11 Jul 2023
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Never, never did the three of them expected Jin Ling to be this childish when drunk, nor did they expected him to cling to Jingyi while drunk. Certainly Jingyi didn't expect it!
In which Jin Ling gets drunk, teased, and accidentally kisses Jingyi.
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24 Oct 2025
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Wei Wuxian's New Year's Eve Plan! by theinkquiry
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Jan 2020
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Nie Huaisang is hosting a New Year's Eve party, and Wei Wuxian finds himself the only one without someone to kiss at the end of the night. It's a good thing he has a plan to get himself results by the end of the night. But really, there's only one person he wants a kiss from...
~ A light and fluffy Modern AU piece to ring in the new year the WangXian way. Happy New Year everyone! ~
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24 Oct 2025
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just because you’re an idiot doesn’t mean you can’t go to college by theinkquiry
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2020
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“So Lan Jingyi asked you for help to get Professor Wei and Professor Lan together. Does… does he not realize they’re already married?”
“No.” Jin Ling rolled his eyes. “Because he’s an idiot.”
“Uh huh.” Zizhen wore a smug expression. “You agreed to help him, didn’t you?”
Jin Ling’s face sprouted a red flush as he crossed his arms, frowning at the floor.
Zizhen’s laugh would haunt him for weeks. “I think you’re the real idiot here.”3 times Lan Jingyi didn't know WangXian was canon and the 1 time he found out.
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24 Oct 2025
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“Why don’t you ask your boyfriend?” she suggested instead and looked back down at the screen, and Xie Lian frowned at her.
“My boyfriend?” he asked, just to make sure he had really heard what he thought he heard. Maybe he was mistaken. Shi Qingxuan looked up at him once again, one eyebrow raised as if he was the one saying odd things.
“Your boyfriend,” she said again, deadpan, as if this was something they both knew. “Hua Cheng,” she clarified, and Xie Lian’s heart flipped in his chest, his cheeks suddenly dreadfully hot.
“San Lang isn’t my boyfriend?!”Bookmarked by rainmaster_simp
24 Oct 2025
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are the two top detectives of the Gusu PD's ninety-ninth precinct.
It really is a shame they can't stand each other.
(Or so Detective Wei thinks).
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19 Oct 2025
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green color corrector by lao_you_tiao
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2018
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“All colors are the friends of their neighbors and the lovers of their opposites."
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To help his brother-in-law hide some lovebites, Wei Wuxian gives Lan Xichen a quick crash course on color theory in return for some juicy gossip. He gets more than he bargained for.- Language:
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19 Oct 2025
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A fact about Kojiro Nanjo and his soft, big heart; he was in love with his best friend. And he was an adult, so admitting that was so much more embarrassing than it should be.
It didn’t help that he had been feeling this way for fifteen whole years.
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Kaoru had to double-check his brain. Yup, he definitely put the words ‘Kojiro’ and ‘Husband’ together in a sentence. His brain put the words together and they fit. The words fit better than any puzzle Kaoru had ever solved. What.
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Or, the one where Joe is the perfect husband material and Cherry only realizes that after getting smacked in the head with a longboard.- Language:
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18 Oct 2025
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Itadori is a very affectionate friend; he's like that with everyone. Fushiguro knows he doesn't mean to make him feel this way, to make his heart beat faster and his knees go weak . . . does he?
Or, five times Itadori kissed Fushiguro, and the one time Fushiguro kissed him.
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15 Oct 2025
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i drown in desire for all the things you make me feel by fromtokyo
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
18 Oct 2020
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megumi: he's got a cute smile, i like it when he bakes me stuff, watching shows with him is fun, i want to hold his hand, why is his hair pink i know he said it's natural but why, overall he's a nice person to be around
Nobara huffed smugly. "Now do you get it?"
Yuuji frowned, reading it again. And again, and again. "...I can't believe he's still going on about the hair thing! I've showed him pictures from when I was a kid! He knows it's natural- now do you see why I say he's annoying?"
"That's what you got from this?" With a sigh, Nobara let herself slump to the floor. "It's hopeless. You're never gonna get together. I'm going to be stuck in the middle forever. This is now my life. Trying to get two stupid gays to confess."
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15 Oct 2025
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“Why the hell did you do that?”
Kojiro sighs. “Not even a hello?”
“Answer my question.”
“Fine.” He drops a plate in the sink and rests his elbows on the bar. “People kept asking if we were dating, and I was thinking about it, and I guess…it was a spur-of-the-moment thing, okay?”
“How do you just kiss someone on a spur-of-the-moment instinct?” Kaoru asks incredulously.
Nanjo Kojiro is the cause of most (if not all) problems in Kaoru's life. Dating is one of them.
["everyone is staring at us after an argument so i'm just going to pretend it was a lovers' quarrel and kiss you."]
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15 Oct 2025