18 Works by probablynotali
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The time between us by probablynotali for bob_fish
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
04 Jan 2026
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There you are, chérie.
Claudia’s feet dig into the sand a bit deeper, the sound of the ocean waves partially covering the noise coming from the Riviera hotels, the restaurants and bars, the life that fills up the night, every night.
“I was just having a smoke by the water, it all got a bit intense.”Or: Claudia, Madeleine and many decades together
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Sfumato (without lines or borders, in the manner of smoke) by probablynotali
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
14 Aug 2025
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At the entrance, straight and symmetrically framed by the wide door, like a statue of a minor god between columns in a Greek temple, stands a man wearing beige linen, leather shoes and a serene and impenetrable smile on his lips. His long blond hair is tied back, and, upon seeing Armand, he opens his arms in a welcoming gesture.
“I have been waiting for you, Amadeo.”
OR: Armand finds out Marius is alive and goes back to him. However, things do not feel the same anymore.
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He has thought through the composition scrupulously. He wants to be in the picture, too, of course. He wants Armand to be on all fours on a coffee table, and him to stand next to his camera, propped on a tripod, reachable with his one free hand at the right moment. He wants their faces to be reflected in mirrors, the fragments multiplied and rearranged. He wants for it not to be anonymous.
“I want to see your face while I’m splitting you open,” Louis says, casually, arranging the last props.
OR: Louis and Armand re-enact Robert Mapplethorpe’s “Fist Fuck” picture.
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Face down, I miss you something rotten by probablynotali
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
26 May 2025
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Shhh.
He didn’t realise he was making any noise, but he had. Small pathetic sobs, a plea not to be hurt.
I won’t. I don’t have to. You’ll be good for me.
OR: A presence visits Daniel at night.
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Lestat crawls on his knees on the carpeted floor, in movements that Armand can sense as feline, sensuous. High as fuck. Daniel looks down – no, not at him, just at Lestat – smug and comfortable, sprawled on the side of the bed, legs obscenely apart, arms stretched behind him, bearing his weight.
“Come, baby, show me if you’re all talk, then,” Daniel says, and Armand knows he’s not talking to him, but a part of his stupid, treacherous mind seems to disagree. There’s a degree of humiliation to all of this. It’s good, Armand thinks, it’s all he deserves, after all.
OR: Lestat and Daniel hook up – Armand watches, telepathically.
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Roleplaying Vampire Rightfully Demands Some Realism by probablynotali for bellaedythe
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
08 May 2025
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“I am not, and I repeat, not, eating glitter, fuck that.”
Daniel was sitting on the bed, face already covered in silver glitter, the sheets unsalvageable – and for once not because of blood.OR: Armand demands a little realism from a different sort of vampire roleplay....
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- Part 2 of DM and Diabolicule crack
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First love is a cruel alchemy. You have to live up to it, you have to treat the love with care, hatching a most delicate egg. Armand had been Daniel’s first love, and he had made a butchery of it. What memory of it could ever bring Daniel solace?
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Team-building Schedule (for Intentional Quality Time).pdf by probablynotali
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 Apr 2025
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Doctor Fareed does group therapy for the polycule and suggests some quality time, Armand runs with it.
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- Part 1 of DM and Diabolicule crack
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Between the World’s Certainties by probablynotali
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
09 Mar 2025
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The nights are quieter now but the sound of the waves and of Daniel’s typing – a soothing combination, is polluted by Gabrielle’s silence, her mere presence tainting the soundscape of the island.
If only she would go away.
A (t4t) ode to Gabrielle's gender through the eyes of Armand.
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After a fight with Armand, Daniel finds himself alone at a bar in West Berlin trying to find some drugs. He considers having sex with some strangers and misses Armand despite himself. Armand’s appearance doesn’t make things necessarily easier or lighter, but it might be the fix he needs.
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It doesn’t take a mind-reading connection he cannot have for Daniel to understand. “Ancient vampire takes MDMA and experiences a lack of anxiety for the first time in over 500 years, more at six,” Daniel deadpans.
Or: Daniel comes home to find Armand high on MDMA. Vaguely Christmas-themed.
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Crashing your crush’s ex's night out and other (mis)adventures by probablynotali
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 May 2024
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Ted tries to have an anonymous night out drinking alone in a different part of London. His plan derails when he meets an equally tipsy woman who seems to know him. Or: Trent Crimm's ex-wife' & Ted Lasso's drunken shenanigans.
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Trent moves to a co-housing and Ted helps him move, meeting some of his very queer friends. The fact that they both have a crush on each other, that vodka will eventually flow after a long day of work, that Trent's new places is just soooo far away and that the last train has already departed are all events that are totally unrelated.
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I was shoving the bill inside my jeans and you were barely twenty years old and sweating through your T. Rex tee somewhere in London at what can only be described as a rave, high off MDMA and coke, chewing the insides of your cheeks and feeling alive and part of the whole damn world. You had never even kissed a man before.
Some small snippets from Trent' and Beard's past, recalled while they are currently together and learning how to heal and love in a different, better way.
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- Part 2 of Notes in the margin
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A very special Crimmlet Diary entry for Coming Out day by probablynotali
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
23 Jan 2024
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Dear diary,
Today is a very special day because it’s a holiday that is very nice and it’s called International Coming Out Day and my dad celebrates it because he is gay. I know what gay means since I was little and it’s not a bad word, even if some boys at school like Steven said it like it was a bad word, but then Ms Green told him off and he had to do extra homework so that’s on him. My dad is gay since I was little I think. I think before being gay he was just my regular dad but I don’t remember it very well because I was little and I didn’t even know how to read and write so that’s why I couldn’t tell you back then, diary.
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Bicycle Day might not be about cycling, especially if it is Beard who celebrates it in the first place. When Ted extends the invitation to himself and Trent, he might or might not be aware of the psychedelic implications. Trent does, but accepts anyway.
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Ted left and Beard stayed. Beard’s own heartbreak matches Trent’s heartbreak and maybe they could have rebound sex about it. Only, it doesn’t really feel like a rebound.
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- Part 1 of Notes in the margin
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A social-media misstep committed by a lonely and tipsy Trent (liking a years-old picture of Ted on Michelle’s Instagram, then blocking her in a panic), leads to Michelle taking matters into her own hands and trying to put an end to the pining she sees Ted and Trent going through.