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Liquid Gold by UnderWickedSky for VanHan
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
14 Feb 2021
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He’s a prince. Prince Ling Yao.
And princes get what they want.
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This Lion is in the Garden by Xyriath
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
12 Sep 2015
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Ed’s duties as a prince of Xerxes right now really aren’t that complicated. Establish favorable relations with the nation of Xing. Learn to get along with his betrothed. Don’t offend anyone. Especially don’t offend anyone. What he didn’t predict was getting along with his fiancé perhaps a little too well.
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"Really, man?” He spit out as the kiss broke and he could taste the aftermath of Steve and that stupid peanut butter breath on his tongue.
Steve huffed out a dry laugh, licking the blood off his lips where Jonathan had bit. “It's not like you're unaffected by it either, Byers."
In which tension is running high and it's between Steve Harrington and Jonathan Byers in that van.
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Alastor thought of Vincent as many things: inferior, impulsive, pathetic. "Attractive" was not a word he would have used. If anything, he kept him at arm’s length, fully aware of Vincent’s feelings and unwilling to indulge them.
During one kill, that opinion faltered. Something in Vincent’s focus, his precision, made him momentarily compelling in a way Alastor found deeply inconvenient. Rather than examine the feeling, Alastor does what he always did when Vincent unsettled him: torment him.
Unfortunately, Vincent seemed to enjoy every second.
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1933. New Orleans.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from. -
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Vox tries to kill himself.
For better or for worse, he doesn't pull it off. But you know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!
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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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Velvette and Valentino get tired of Vox's constant mooning after the Radio Demon, and take advantage of the gift-wrapped deer rolling around Vee Tower to get him a very thoughtful present.
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A friend comforts you when you embarrass yourself. A good friend helps you snap out of your funk and get on with your life. A best friend teases you mercilessly about the rival you’re so obviously hung up on after all these years.
And a ride-or-die calls your archnemesis on his old-timey candlestick phone to offer him the proposition of the century.
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One year after their first encounter, Alastor is in heat again. This time his invitation to Vox is planned and their contract is clear: he wants Vox to chase him down, Vox wants him to ask to get fucked, and it's a demonic favor on the line. After all, what's a little bet between friends?
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- Part 2 of Alpha, Beta
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It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.
YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;
FUCK
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DIE
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Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.
Right?
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- Part 12 of RadioStatic One Shots
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Dive Right Into Damnation (With a Smile Across My Face) by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Jun 2025
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Alastor had always considered himself extremely good at lying.
It was something of a necessity, when one’s day job was hosting a radio program which was rapidly growing in popularity – and their nighttime activities involved introducing their favourite blade to their current least favourite man.
Oh yes, Alastor had talked himself out of a number of suspiciously close calls, with Mimzy as a more than reliable alibi.
Unfortunately, he couldn’t see a way to talk himself out of this.
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- Part 59 of Signals Lost and Found
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Alastor is the first to discover a very new, very strange arrival in Hell.
Perhaps the two are more alike than he'd like to admit?
And perhaps they can benefit one another.
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A fic to explore the beginnings of the friendship between Vox and Alastor, and how it might have fallen apart
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Stitched Together: Part 2 of the Mixed Signals Duology
Vox's bid for Alastor's soul did not go as planned. Four months later, the Vees are still trapped in Hazbin Hotel, forced onto a path to redemption that none of them want. But when Lute -- an angry angel hellbent on revenge -- offers the Vees a way back to power and their former glory, Vox must decide exactly what it is that he truly desires.
Story Notes / Content Warnings:
- This is a sequel. Please read Stitched Up (Part 1) first. A lot happens!
- This is officially an AU! Canon divergent post-Season 1.
- Alastor is represented as a sex-indifferent asexual in this story (an individual with no desire for sex but no particular repulsion for the act).
- There will be violence. There will also be cuddling.
- Specific chapters may have Additional Content Warnings. Please check the chapter notes.
- There will be a new chapter every week, so please keep checking back!Series
- Part 2 of Mixed Signals (RadioStatic Duology)
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Livestream 666, Now Presenting: A Love Potion Makes the Medicine Go Down by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 May 2024
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Alastor doesn't know how to ask for what he wants. The solution, it seems, is to orchestrate things such that what he wants doesn't matter at all.
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- Part 11 of 666: Live On Air!
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Velvette sticks around only long enough to laugh at Vox’s face. After she goes the way of Val, all he’s got left is a killer fucking headache, the smell of vodka permeating his suit…
And Alastor, grinning like a smug fucking cat meme in one of Valentino’s salon chairs, legs crossed as primly as any princess’s. Apparently whatever camaraderie he and Vox’s so-called goons have been developing, it doesn’t extend far enough to stop them from ditching his ass to Vox’s temper.
And, fuck, is Vox in a temper.
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- Part 2 of s2: between the lines
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Vox was pretty much going for a celebratory fuck with Val to top off what has so far been the best day of his un-life, right in front of Alastor’s proverbial salad, mostly to rub in his old friend’s helplessness and discomfort. Alastor’s always been lame and weird about sex—the guy has no interest in it, and not even in a fun, dramatic way! He just thinks it’s boring and pointless and, as he once actually said, uncomfortably damp. So Vox isn’t under the impression that he could get Alastor to actually participate—
Except he actually kind of is. Participating.
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- Part 1 of s2: between the lines
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Side Effects May Include Cunning Developments in the Field of Linguistics by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Jun 2024
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The wonders of modern medicine never cease to make Vox grateful as they trickle down from Earth, but sometimes the side-effects feel a little more hellish in origin. Case in point: He's on his period, which always gets him a little hot under the collar, but he's never been so horny in his life as he is now that he's started taking testosterone.
Hey, why is Alastor looking at him like that?
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And so the time passed, and Alastor’s little pet grew into someone almost formidable, building his little empire with a cutthroat brutality and invigorating cunning that made all the time Alastor had poured into that stupid box head over the years worth it. And it was… it…
It attracted him. And when Vox would ramble on about his accomplishments, layer Alastor thick with compliments, something hot would curl in his chest, squeezing and constricting.
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Vox and Alastor make out. Alastor has feelings about it.
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A sharp burst of static escaped Alastor; he had meant it as a warning, but the radio hiss slid unexpectedly into a sultry saxophone riff.
Both froze.
Vox blinked, signal stuttering. “…the hell was that?”
“Ignore that.” Heat rose to his face as he tried to tug free, but Vox’s fingers only tightened, and Alastor felt the pulse in his own wrist jump against that unyielding grip.
A slow, delirious grin spread across his rival’s monitor. “…oh. My. God. You’re not sick. You’re horny.”or: Alastor gets food poisoning from eating a Lust imp; Vox helps him out