6 Works by pendruning

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    Summary

    He sees himself facepalm in a way that's entirely uncanny and nothing like him.

    “That’s my body,” Says BB, through the voice of his Team Leader, numb and listless.

    BB… No, STL replies, “and that's my body."

    He sighs.

    “Of course it had to happen to us.”

    or,
    What happens if their memories all got switched around?

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    The thing is, he wasn’t any good at drawing. He tried, anyways. To illustrate her. To put something up of her face, to always remember her by – to have a small corner of golden sunlight always shine in one part of this shitty world.

    CH - Eden - just wants to draw Lenny. He can't draw. Freshman helps him out.

    Language:
    English
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    1,560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    4
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    “Kill yourself before I do it for you.”

    CH doesn't answer. BB sees him shiver violently, hands shaking, shoulders rising with heavy breaths. His hands limply grasp at his helmet, as if to push it off – too weak to do so, limp-fingered – before falling to brace against BB’s chest, curling over. Legs splayed across his hips, grinding on him.

    This place only ever gets crazier.

    BB and CH wander off on their own and find themselves in some trouble.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,468
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Summary

    "He was on air. We both heard him,” Alastor didn’t reply, on account of being a fish.

    or, The Rerun by corporate_hierophant but what if Alastor was the fish?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    291
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    2,084
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    Day-in-the-life of Vox and Alastor as the respective person-demon-ifictations of... you guessed it, Media and Radio!

    “You want what?”

    Valentino sighs, coat fluttering as he stands and gestures like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

    “I want four or five cameras set up and rigged by the next hour, what’s so hard to understand? I’ve got four whores lined up and I need every shot - We need every hole in 4K.”

    or,
    the author complains about his job for 600+ words

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,473
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Sexplus freak meets sexless freak.

    “Thirsty?” He asks.

    “Uh huh,” I say around a thumb and my own bloody tongue. My mouth is parched, my lips dry. My tongue gummy and my spit all sticky.

    “Uh Huh,” He mocks, toothy grin sharp and dangerous.

    -

    Tyler and the Narrator make out in the Paper street bathroom.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,936
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    557

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