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A Place for Two by oxymora (oxymoron) for Meadow Lion (Meadow_Lion)
Fandoms: Glitter & Doom (2023)
17 Dec 2024
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Moving on.
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There's a dance at the heart of the rock by oxymora (oxymoron) for illudio
Fandoms: Ancient British Stones
18 Dec 2022
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The Longstone stands on the Minchinhapton Common.
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Neo vs. Marketing by oxymora (oxymoron)
Fandoms: The Matrix (Movies), The Matrix Awakens: An Unreal Engine 5 Experience
01 Jan 2022
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“They specifically told me no kissing,” she shouted over the noise of the bullets and screeching tires. “Not their target audience, they said.”
Based on the prompt: ‘Since I’m still (and forever) obsessed with the Matrix Awakens trailer, I wonder what would’ve happened next if Neo and Trinity HADN’T been interrupted by that girl in the backseat.’ This is 50% crack, 50% Neo being hot for Trinity (because who isn’t).
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They are like a couple of teenagers making out behind the bleachers. Except when Trinity was a teenager, she was hacking government databases and getting contacted by terrorists, so maybe she’s making up for lost time.
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Twelve Days of Trinmas - Paul Sutton by oxymora (oxymoron)
Fandoms: A Walk in the Clouds (1995), The Matrix (Movies)
11 Dec 2021
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Paul Sutton is lost in a war and Trinity is lost in a mirror. They find each other.
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My stab at my XMFC crack bingo card. One oneshot for each of the following crack tropes: magic pollen, secret double identities, crack of choice (kidnapping as courtship), marriage of convenience, deaging.
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Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations.
And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real.
But.
Series
- Part 5 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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- English
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Bookmarked by oxymora (oxymoron)
22 Jan 2026
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All the changes came about my ways by WhimperSoldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Dec 2025
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“Do you know one of the players?” One of the girls asked around her friend. “That's cool.”
Before she could think too much about it, Yuna had already said, “He's family.”
“Cool!” The other girl asked pointedly, “You don't look alike.”
“Cassie, you can't just say that!” The other girl hissed and Yuna smiled.
“He's my son.” She said to stop the conversation there.
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Ilya takes a hit and the (many) times Yuna Hollander calls Ilya her son.
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- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry AUs
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- English
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Bookmarked by oxymora (oxymoron)
14 Jan 2026
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Never mind the next two weeks, the next eight hours stretched endlessly in front of him. He had no idea how to occupy his time. His house was basically empty, which sounded sad but was really a good thing, evidence he’d built himself the life he wanted – where he always had something to do, outside and with other people. Ilya had been restless for as long as he could remember, had never been able to sit still. He’d gotten in trouble for it as a kid at the dinner table and he got in trouble for it as a full grown man on the team bus. He’d gotten in trouble for it when the doctors had been trying to take the x-ray, his leg jumping without his permission.
Ilya gets injured, stops leaving the house, loses his mind, learns to read tarot, and sends Shane Hollander a lot of photos.
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- Part 4 of perfect from now on
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- English
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Bookmarked by oxymora (oxymoron)
13 Jan 2026
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A Fucking Babe by wilmonstan12345
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Feb 2026
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"Maybe he should ask Ilya for Shane Hollander’s number. Shane was a fucking babe.
The thought made Troy smile, and that was at least something.”
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What if in Role Model, Troy actually asked Ilya for Shane's number?
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- English
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by oxymora (oxymoron)
12 Jan 2026
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from the cold by stammiviktor
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Dec 2025
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It’s winter in Ottawa and Ilya has hunkered down in his big, empty mansion to weather a nasty flu. Then his phone buzzes.
— Guardian™ Security Alert: Movement detected at front door
— (1) Missed Call: Yuna HollanderOr: The Hollanders have a new son to take care of. Ilya has no idea what’s going on.
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Bookmarked by oxymora (oxymoron)
10 Jan 2026