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    [Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend

    [Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone

    [Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?

    [Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane

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    or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs

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    Rozanov concluded the interview with a nod, hefted his bag higher onto his shoulder, and turned to leave. Hayden’s first reaction was to notice that Rozanov had the same type of bag that Shane had brought to the arena by accident. That was then followed by the thought that it was funny that Rozanov’s bag had a worn out spot on the strap like the bag he’d been carrying earlier. And then some more capable portions of his brain informed him of the truth.

    Shane had accidentally brought Ilya Fucking Rozanov’s bag to the arena.
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    Shane asks Hayden for a favor. Hayden comes to some wildly incorrect conclusions.

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    hannah 81 @rozys81
    so yeah guys, i’m not sharing the video, not even for shits and giggles, because ummm there’s something rather……. private in it and i can’t actually crop it… so, sorry 😬😬😬

    lena @lenalee35
    …. bestie this is fanmail not onlyfans lol

    hannah 81 @rozys81
    NOT PRIVATE LIKE THAT 😭😭

    Or, the one where some fans on hockeytwt get FanMails from Hayden Pike with a little Hollanov sprinkled throughout them so they form a private group with the agreement to not leak those videos.

    But then Brad happens.

    Fucking Brad.

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    It's the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing and Shane Hollander has been chosen to captain Team Canada. After being outed, Ilya Rozanov is not selected for the Russian Olympic Committee. And since his Canadian citizenship hasn't processed yet, he also can't play for Team Canada.

    Or: Ilya is an Olympics WAG and angsty about it.

    Note: This takes place in an AU where NHL players were allowed to compete in the 2022 Olympics.

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