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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    20 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Ilya discovers hobby horsing.
    Ilya also realises how easy it is to ragebait both Shane and Hayden into doing this with him.
    Shane hates this.
    Hayden hates this even more.
    Ilya thoroughly enjoys the fallout of his successful ragebaiting.

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    19 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Surely Ilya Rozanov knows how to behave in groupchats with his peers and colleagues.

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    19 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    I saw someone requested a Shane and Ilya accidental jersey swap on twitter and my mind has thought about nothing since.

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    After some pregame locker room distractions, they accidentally grab the wrong jerseys and don’t realise until they’re already on the ice.

    On live television.

    Now Shane’s skating around with ROZANOV on his back, Ilya’s proudly wearing HOLLANDER and the entire arena has noticed.

    Shane wants the ice to swallow him whole.

    Ilya, meanwhile, is absolutely thriving.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Boodram: Rozy how the fuck do you get your google docs hacked
    Dykstra: In his defense, who the fuck hacks into google docs?
    Holmberg: Roz why are you using your work email for groceries????

    Or: Ilya Rozanov's gmail gets hacked in February 2021. To everyone's surprise, they find zero sex tapes, one Shane Hollander-shaped grocery list, and one list of travel notes.

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    19 Feb 2026