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Sometime between the ages of nineteen and twenty, everyone gets a mark along the inside of their wrist, displaying the name of their soulmate in grey script. When two soulmates meet, their marks turn black.
Yoongi gets a tattoo to hide his soulmate mark before it can appear. He has his reasons.
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Demons Make Good Job Counselors, Actually by notspicyenough
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Oct 2021
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In which Jungkook accidentally summons a demon lord with a pinecone, Yoongi and Jin's magic shop gets flooded (again), and Namjoon still can't believe the first person to summon him in centuries is this punk brat of a witch.
Anyway, the only way Namjoon can return to Hell is if he helps Jungkook find his dream job. Sounds easy, but so far the only ideas the kid has are "the Avatar, sexy vampire hunter, and kpop idol."
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Pansy and Neville could not be more opposite, but when her boyfriend breaks up with her weeks before the Celestial Ball, they conjure up a plan to fake date in order to help Pansy get him back. It's a ruse that becomes a lot more than either of them bargained for.
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Flowers and Flapjacks by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose, GCGrayWriter, Mariana_Monteverde for Lalalaartje
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2021
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“Daddy, My friend’s mommy isn’t here yet.” His daughter said sadly as she held the hand of a boy, his neatly-cut black hair and pale grey eyes reminding him of someone. “It's Logan's first day,”
“It's just as well you’re here to look after him then, isn't it?” He smiled before pulling the bag from his back. “Who wants a flapjack?"
“Excuse me! That's my son! What do you think you’re doing?” A woman shrieked, her heels clipping against the ground behind him.
“Hi, I’m...” He said turning, offering his hand as the rest of his words died in his throat. He knew this woman. From many years previous. Her pale grey eyes were wide as she stared in surprise.
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Pansy Parkinson is assigned as an orderly to the Janus Thickey Ward, where she meets a kind old woman obsessed with flowers and toffee wrappers.
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“Parkinson.”
Pansy Parkinson is dressed in a bright purple Orderly uniform—and that shocks him more than the box of candy in her hands.
“Alice is your mother,” is all Pansy says.
“Sweet Flower. So good,” Alice says, patting Neville on the cheek. She steps around him and pulls Pansy into a hug. “So good to us.”
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The game starts when Neville Longbottom walks into Pansy's muggle coffee shop, and to escape conversations about their shared history, she feigns ignorance.
“Have you been obliviated?”
He says it like it’s the most normal question to ask in the middle of a muggle coffee shop, like he's asking about the weather or where the loo is.
She stalls.
But it’s too late to fold now. Now it’s time to up the ante.
“Have I been what, love?”
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“You and Nev did Herbology together, right?” Hannah prompts with a smile, glancing between the two of them.
It’s second nature to downplay and deny it after all those years of trying to keep her interest in it under wraps. But just now, the solid warmth of Neville’s thigh presses against hers and she feels the shift beneath her ribs, like latches clicking into place and giving space for her lungs to expand normally for once.
“We did,” she says, letting herself meet his eyes for a fraction of a second.
“He told me you were better at it than him, which I find hard to belie—”
“That’s because it’s not true,” Pansy interrupts, turning to Neville. She raises a brow, feigning confidence when her insides are a twisting, pulsing mess of something with a terribly long wingspan. Pixies? Doxies? A fucking hippogriff? “Are you taking the piss?”
Neville shakes his head, eyes bright with mirth though his mouth stays serious. “No, are you? You’re brilliant. Always have been.”
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I have no words to do this story justice.