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guilt-ridden (emphasis on: ridden) by lilmissnatcat24
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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garrus vakarian can't seem to get by without thinking about the proposition from his commander-- and it seems, thoughts of her pervade his mind when he really, really does not want them.
(alternatively: garrus may not be canonically catholic, but lord am i making him)
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- Part 15 of Shakarian Drabbles
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20 Sep 2025
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Playing Doctor by Settiai for Snarkeologist
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
01 Apr 2025
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The first time that Zaeed properly met the Normandy's doctor, he could barely think straight. Of course, that was probably because of the concussion.
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27 Aug 2025
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27 Aug 2025
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"I know it gets confusing for you sometimes, old man, but I'm not actually a vehicle," she'd told him mentally, looking up and pressing her lips into a thin line. "Don't need my oil checked, or for someone to take me for a ride, or for someone to polish my fucking bumpers."
"Now there's a metaphor," he'd smirked, winking down his aviators at her. "A shame, V."
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- Part 1 of baby, don't you drive my car
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27 Aug 2025
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"You’ve been acting like a prick all evening. What’s crawled up your ass?"
Johnny barked out a laugh. “You should be more concerned with what’s trying to crawl up yours.”
If it weren’t for the pain in her head, V would have rolled her eyes.
"That’s what this is? You’re mad about River, is that it? What are you, jealous?"Series
- Part 2 of baby, don't you drive my car
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27 Aug 2025
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Johnny goes on a bender; a spiral of absolutely terrible decisions that doesn't stop at just him.
A rewrite of the events from Cool Metal Fire- and the fall out that comes from it.Bookmarked by nights
27 Aug 2025
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Johnny Silverhand’s list of regrets is so long, the printout of it would unroll the distance from here to the swampsuck formerly known as Florida and still have miles leftover for toilet paper. Yeah, that thing with Alt’s one of ‘em. The time when he made EezyBeef of a merc’s face against her apartment window—that’s another. Fuck-up after fuck-up after fuck-up. Story of his fucked-up lives.
Well, here’s a fresh one for ya. Instant chart-topper, this, just like each of his singles. For once, it isn’t an Arasaka pulling the strings—no, he’s the dumbass who decided to drink in this Heywood dive tonight.
Or: Two legs of a love triangle walk into a bar...and one of 'em winds up throwing a punch-line.
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22 Aug 2025
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Oh, V. Slumming it on Jig-Jig Street? This ain't the life we worked to save. Just what the hell happened to you in Mikoshi?
After swapping goodbyes with Johnny in Mikoshi, V runs into him again on a street corner.
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22 Aug 2025
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"Oh my god. It's porn?"
Johnny snorts. "Sure, if shaking your head sounds like a bum rattling his cup to beg a second ennie off ya."
"'Kay, genius, then what would you call it?"
Johnny blips out of existence—only to rematerialize behind her, slouched back against her apartment window with a cigarette slotted in his lips. "Was like the old days, putting together an album: I've got the vision; braindance chick's jotting concepts on the back of a napkin."
"Right. So the sort of thing you jerk it to with your pinky sticking out."
Johnny exhales a zigzag of smoke as he shakes his head. "This ain't some gluey nudie mag, V. This is feeling."
Or: While in control of V's body one night, Johnny commissions a braindance for the two of them to watch together.
And, yeah, it's porn.
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22 Aug 2025
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fantasies, new and old by lilmissnatcat24 for nights
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
29 Jul 2025
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garrus vakarian, supposed model turian and master of discipline, finds himself undone when his sort've-girlfriend screams at a turian platoon in the middle of a warzone. pathetically, wretchedly undone.
because, really, what's a good turian to do in a situation like that?
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- Part 13 of Shakarian Drabbles
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29 Jul 2025
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spill a little blood for me, please by lilmissnatcat24
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
15 Jun 2025
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he couldn't quite tell where he ended and where she began.
really, he didn't have an issue with that.
shepard actually wants to spar. garrus really, really wants to kiss her. he doesn't know which one will take priority.
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- Part 12 of Shakarian Drabbles
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16 Jun 2025
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casual (really, honestly, truly casual) by lilmissnatcat24
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
07 Nov 2024
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Garrus seeks out casual sex with Shepard. Totally casual. Extremely casual. Like, so casual it's just kind've... whatever. He's not absolutely losing his mind over her. Why would he do that? This is *casual.*
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- Part 8 of Shakarian Drabbles
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12 Jun 2025
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So Mi struggles to keep her eyes open, to keep looking at V
(I miss her too, birdie, I miss her, too)
because it’s only in these snapshots of being back on Earth and doing this with Johnny that she feels like she has nothing to grieve.
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With V's passing, all So Mi and Johnny have left is each other. They don't have to like it—but it's the truth.
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- Part 3 of (sleeplessly) embracing you
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11 Jun 2025
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the pistis sophia was the end of it all (or the beginning, for those stuck in some strange loop of being semi-alive, like johnny and v)
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07 May 2025
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Before the suicide mission, Garrus sent a blood sample to test for Corpalis Syndrome, the terminal condition his mother was diagnosed with, certain that he’d be rotting in the collectors’ base long before the result came in. But he survived, and he’d rather drink the problem away than face his mortality yet again.
He sets a timer. One hour until the results delete without a backup. One hour to decide whether he wants to know if he’s inherited a life-limiting disease that would make the Reapers seem like the kinder option.
Until Shepard finds him.
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19 Jan 2025
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"So," Jack begins conversationally, "I've watched a lot of alien porn."
Garrus will forever consider it one of the more successful feats of his short stint as a vigilante that he manages to not spit out his drink.
He chokes on it, instead.
The logic of attraction is awful, and realising you have a thing for your undead human best friend who technically outranks you makes it all ten times worse.
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19 Jan 2025
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Turns out, interspecies sex isn’t that complicated. Tab A, slot B. Reach, flexibility.
It’s everything else that gets weird.
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31 Dec 2024
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would I keep on hikin' up my skirt by calypsid for Kalliesa
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
02 Apr 2023
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It had been oddly easy to ask Lorik Qui'in if he was interested in spending the night with them.
In retrospect, Shepard should have seen this coming a mile away.
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17 Dec 2024
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Garrus IV, Imperator of the Hierarchy, and the human Spectre have been fighting a bloody war of rebellion for five years. He's finally captured her, but nothing is going to go the way he thinks it will.
[a historical roman-style turian series of one-shots, with shakarian feels.]
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17 Oct 2024
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she's a hurricane I'm riding by calypsid
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
23 Aug 2023
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Garrus taps his mouth. "Whose idea was it to book a tourist ship experience again?"
"Jesus, here we go," Shepard mutters.
"And who was it who told me that a boat hasn't capsized on Earth in over a hundred and fifty years?"
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17 Oct 2024