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"Oh my god. It's porn?"
Johnny snorts. "Sure, if shaking your head sounds like a bum rattling his cup to beg a second ennie off ya."
"'Kay, genius, then what would you call it?"
Johnny blips out of existence—only to rematerialize behind her, slouched back against her apartment window with a cigarette slotted in his lips. "Was like the old days, putting together an album: I've got the vision; braindance chick's jotting concepts on the back of a napkin."
"Right. So the sort of thing you jerk it to with your pinky sticking out."
Johnny exhales a zigzag of smoke as he shakes his head. "This ain't some gluey nudie mag, V. This is feeling."
Or: While in control of V's body one night, Johnny commissions a braindance for the two of them to watch together.
And, yeah, it's porn.
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guilt-ridden (emphasis on: ridden) by lilmissnatcat24
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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garrus vakarian can't seem to get by without thinking about the proposition from his commander-- and it seems, thoughts of her pervade his mind when he really, really does not want them.
(alternatively: garrus may not be canonically catholic, but lord am i making him)
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- Part 15 of Shakarian Drabbles
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Playing Doctor by Settiai for Snarkeologist
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
01 Apr 2025
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The first time that Zaeed properly met the Normandy's doctor, he could barely think straight. Of course, that was probably because of the concussion.
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"I know it gets confusing for you sometimes, old man, but I'm not actually a vehicle," she'd told him mentally, looking up and pressing her lips into a thin line. "Don't need my oil checked, or for someone to take me for a ride, or for someone to polish my fucking bumpers."
"Now there's a metaphor," he'd smirked, winking down his aviators at her. "A shame, V."
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- Part 1 of baby, don't you drive my car
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