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    As Subtle As Cognitive Recalibration by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)  

    10 Mar 2025

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    “Your sole job as Director of SHIELD is to keep track of global threats and you’ve narrowed down the whereabouts of the mad god with mind-control Jedi tricks to the planet Earth,” Tony summarizes flatly. “What’s the plan? We wait till he blows up another super secret facility whose mysteriously undocumented existence doesn’t make me suspicious at all?”
    “Germany!” Rogers blurts out, interrupting Tony’s epic stare-down with Fury.

    In which the surviving Post-Endgame Avengers find themselves back in 2012, trying to stop Loki from invading the Earth. Without tipping their not-in-the-know team members off. Things go— sideways.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    i need someone like you to lighten the load by ,

    Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

    20 Feb 2025

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    Another scrap of parchment shot out of the cup, a fourth scrap of parchment, which made no sense at all, and the Headmaster grabbed it from the air, unrolling it and reading it quietly.

    The entirety of the Great Hall remained silent. It was as quiet as a tomb.

    “Lance Álvarez?” The Headmaster whispered, and then again, louder. “Lance Álvarez.”

    Wait, what?

    // Lance and Keith have always been battling it out: on the Quidditch field, in the duelling club, for the best marks in Defense Against the Dark Arts, and Keith always manages to come out in the lead.

    Now, the Triwizard Tournament has been announced and Lance knows that Keith is going to beat him for the only open spot, even if he pretends that he thinks otherwise. But it doesn’t quite go the way that Lance expects, and everything changes from there.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    With Hands Tied Backwards by

    Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

    31 Oct 2017

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    Lance had this problem, just sometimes, where his brain got all floaty and his hands started feeling like maybe he’d forgotten to put them on properly in the morning. Like they were backwards and inverted and everything else was upside down too. Lance's eyes slide out of focus staring at twinkling stars thousands of miles away, he lines his knuckles up in neat little rows, and he thinks too much about too many things.
    Team Voltron is falling apart in little ways, and building itself up taller ten times over.

    It started as a joke, “You know what would suck?"

    It was easier to pretend they weren't just kids fighting a war they'd never asked for, probably. "Angry edgy Not-Slav giving you CPR with his beak."

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    29 Jan 2026

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    You're Sure of a Big Surprise (aka The Adventures of Gwaine and Smelly Geoff) by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    31 May 2017

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    There’s something in the woods, and it wants Merlin. Luckily, Gwaine has other plans. (All right, maybe the other knights help a bit, too.)

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    20 Jan 2026

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    The Field of Amaranths by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    13 Aug 2025

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    “I’m leaving.” Merlin says, because this situation already cost him his Duolingo streak, and he’s too tired to deal with Arthur when the food Gaius is serving him looks like it belongs on a list of war crimes committed by the Canadian soldiers.

    “Where to?” His mentor asks, and Merlin shrugs, before going to his room and packing his bag.

    “India. Gaius, I have decided I don’t give a damn, especially not when having to eat that bland food. I’ll be back in three months, make sure Arthur doesn’t die when I’m out.”

    “Merlin!” And maybe, if he was younger and didn’t travel back to the past last month, he would’ve actually cared about the ‘eyebrow of disapproval’.

     

    Or, a 1500yo Merlin gets zapped to the past during his vacation to Cuba. You’d think he’s happy to see Arthur again. He’s not.

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    17 Jan 2026