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“Hey little guy!”
It comes totally out of nowhere, is the thing, so you’ll forgive Stede for the slow realisation that trickles into being upon hearing Ed’s abrupt and seemingly unprovoked cooing—that’s the only word for it—upon Stede having just divested himself of his pants and trousers.
Or: Ed sees Stede's soft dick & gets very excited about it.
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“Well hello there, bun.”
Stede’s gentle cooing heats a delicate flush in Ed’s cheeks, a coy timidity, as if this hadn’t been the whole fucking point. Ed peeks cautiously into their bedroom, just enough to catch sight of Stede setting down his book and his reading glasses, hands folded patiently in his lap as he smiles over at the slither-sight of Ed that he glimpses hiding just beyond the door.
The outline of one floppy grey ear, maybe.
Or: Ed wears floppy bunny ears and a cute fluffy tail and shows Stede how good bunnies bounce on it.
With adorable art by Caly!!!
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will you love me anyway? by Butter_Ball, mediocrepirate
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Oct 2025
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Stede gives special attention to Ed’s feet.
Gets them up out of the water and onto the edge of the tub, the sponge coating soapy suds over the spiders on the tops of his feet, dipping down to wash gently between each of his toes. It doesn’t tickle, not exactly, but Ed still shudders regardless, quivery with vulnerability.
Or: Ed’s having second thoughts about the inn, but he's afraid of what it means for his and Stede's relationship if they can't make it work.
Stede tries proving to him that no matter what, he will love him anyway.
Written for OFMD Kinktober day 18: grooming/bathing, coming untouched, foot fetish
With gorgeous art by Mahnah!
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“Stede,” he peeps, the headrush leaving him dizzy. “You’re early.”
He doesn’t twitch even a single muscle in an attempt to move, frozen beneath Stede’s disparaging gaze as he is; the dark edge of something dangerous shadowing his eyes.
“Seems like you didn’t need me after all,” Stede says with a disappointed click of his tongue. "Were you just so desperate you couldn't wait for me? Is that why I come home to my kitten misbehaving? Is that it?”
Ed mewls pathetically, and Stede adds—
“Like a cat in heat?”
Written for OFMD Kinktober day 14: pet play
With three pieces of beautiful art by tuka!
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- Part 7 of the kitty 'verse
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“Thought you were” —kiss— “still mad at me.”
“I am,” Ed says, his mouth moving to map hot trails down Stede’s neck. “It’s just… this whole older man taking responsibility for his shitty actions thing is really doing it for me right now.”
For OFMD Kinktober Day 10: daddy kink
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Mike pushes into his hands, but Will keeps him still.
"Ask again," he says. Because he's greedy, and he wants Mike to want him.
He stares at Will's mouth. "Please."
"Again."
El is gone.
Will tries to figure out how to move on in New York, and Mike follows him. Their apartment is haunted not by ghosts, but by the two of them.
Or: Catastrophically traumatized boys cling to each other and accidentally figure out how to be close—too close—while moving through their grief.
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27 Jan 2026
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“Just saying, if you’re taking another hit, you should share it with me,” Mike says, and Will slowly tilts his head, drinking in every word. “It just makes sense. Like, mathematically.”
Will’s reddened eyes narrow, bewildered. “Mathematically?”
“If there’s two hits left, we’d each only get one,” Mike explains. “But if we shotgunned, we’d both get two.” God, this is the best idea he’s had in ages. He should’ve stolen Will’s weed, like, months ago. “That’s like, bang for your buck. This is simple math, Will Byers. Keep up.”
In which it’s well past midnight in New York, Will can’t sleep, and Mike feels like they barely know each other anymore.
So, they get a little high. Mike is very normal about all of it.
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[podfic] we all have a hunger (tell me what you need) by rivendellion
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Dec 2025
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“Looks like I bit you.” Will tilts his head to get a better look. All Mike can do is stare at him. His fluffy hair at the front, clumped pieces at the back where he’d slid his fingers in a mere few minutes before. His pretty green eyes that look hazel or even brown in this light, the dark circles he gets when he drinks framing them like intricate paintings. A satisfied, bloody smile.
Mike isn’t satisfied. He swallows thickly, choking down the words 'don’t you want more?'
Or: Will dresses as a vampire for a college halloween party, but Mike thinks his costume isn’t bloody enough. Will lets him fix it. Mike goes into a crisis.
Podfic of we all have a hunger (tell me what you need) by papenathy
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23 Jan 2026
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[podfic] you took my heart (i was sleeping) by novathesuper
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Jan 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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23 Jan 2026
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Will’s expression smoothes out then, and he’s looking at Mike in consideration, like he sees him in all the ways Mike does not want to be seen.
“You were jealous,” Will offers it like it’s a fact, simple as that, and Mike nearly doubles over with the shock of it, an immediate blow to whatever unbothered facade he was attempting to put on for Will.
“Was not,” but his voice is so weak that he nearly collapses in embarrassment, an omission of guilt clear as day.
Mike is in love with Will. He tries very hard to love him quietly.
Podfic of go easy on me by youvegotmydevotion
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23 Jan 2026