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    "Oh," Izuna said -- delicately, while studiously reading his folder, "I'm afraid we need someone with a ... strong personality for Naohime."

    "Why's that?" Hashirama replied, just as painfully polite.

    The daimyo's mediator kept watching them and scratching little pointy words in his notebook.

    "Because if your man doesn't prove that he's dangerous and has the personality to use it on her if she pushes him, it's going to turn abusive," Madara drawled.

    Hashirama stared at him for a blank second. The daimyo's envoy stopped writing; even his stone-faced Aburame bodyguard arched her eyebrows over her darkened spectacles.

    Tobirama stretched out across the table without another word to take back one of the folders Izuna had spread around him.

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    The daimyo is over the whole Uchiha/Senju war. They're going to become one people if they know what's good for them.

    Madara hates it enough without having to marry a woman too.

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    It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    A story about murder, the power of writing lists, the interest of the press, the politics of the Department of Magical Transportation and the struggle of being Percy Weasley.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Ochako knows what would happen if she nullifies gravity from Earth.

    It’s very simple—rocket science sort of simple, in fact. What would happen is—are you ready? Okay, here we go, what would happen is: everyone would die. 

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    07 Feb 2026

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    After Best Jeanist confesses to his colleagues that his sensitivity to fabric can make using the washing machine a masturbatory experience, Laundry Hero Wash invites him over.

    They find their quirks very sexually compatible.

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