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    Shane Hollander is officially an Ottawa Centaur and playing alongside the love of his life and husband. Life is great. And then he finds himself side by side with said husband, gloves off, defending Luca Haas at center Ice. Next thing Shane knows, he and Ilya are stuck in the penalty box with nothing to do but lean against each other and apparently kiss in front of everyone on the Jumbotron. Because why not?!

    or, The classic Kiss Cam fic trope for our favorite hockey husbands ft. fluff and supportive teammates and fans!

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    03 Feb 2026

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    -Kip Grady Started a Group Chat-

    Kip starts a group chat for the husbands and boyfriends of the queer players in the league, and they get along like a house on fire.

    Takes place over the course of The Long Game and Role Model.

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    03 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    “Oh God, Sha - shit,” Ilya stammered.

    Shane froze for just a fraction of a second. He had caught that, the beginning of his name. The name that had scared him so badly he had run away. Whatever Shane had told Ilya, about being sorry, about liking him, it hadn’t undone what he had done and said before.

    I can’t do this.

    But he could, damn it. He could, and he wanted to, and he was fucking going to.
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    What happened in that Tampa Bay hotel room. Short, smutty, and a little bit sweet.

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    03 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Richie clears his throat and starts to read dramatically from Eddie’s phone. “Boost your confidence! Hang on, the n is actually an ñ – Boost your conynyifidence! Add inches AND thickness within days. Our pills have been tested and proven–”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    – by countless men who please better than ever before. Eds!!”

     

    or: eddie starts getting stupid spam texts and richie will not ever let him live

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    22 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Harry is all sorts of twisted up about Cooper's impending departure from Twin Peaks, and just about Cooper, in general. But all he can do now is buy the guy a drink and send him on his way. That's the plan, at least.

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    21 Aug 2025