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    Richie clears his throat and starts to read dramatically from Eddie’s phone. “Boost your confidence! Hang on, the n is actually an ñ – Boost your conynyifidence! Add inches AND thickness within days. Our pills have been tested and proven–”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    – by countless men who please better than ever before. Eds!!”

     

    or: eddie starts getting stupid spam texts and richie will not ever let him live

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