lilithzebra
Fandoms
- Batman - All Media Types (65)
- Criminal Minds (US TV) (50)
- White Collar (TV 2009) (30)
- Grimm (TV) (9)
- DCU (9)
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Panic! At the Picnic! by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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“Dad! Look at this!” Alvin calls out.
Neal turns away from Peter and El just in time to see his son do a backflip. He smiles proudly. “Good job, kiddo.”
Satchmo barks, seemingly in agreement. Alvin smiles, a light blush in his cheeks. “It’s not that impressive. I can do better!”
Alvin climbs up onto the picnic table beside the one the adults are sitting at. “Watch this!”
“Wait, isn’t that-“ Neal holds his breath as his son does a double backflip off the table. “-dangerous?”
Or, Alvin and Neal spend some time together
Series
- Part 6 of Alvin Caffrey and Family
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Business As Usual(nothing changes when everything falls apart) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
12 Aug 2025
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“Boss hasn’t been around for a while, has he?” Bucky asks as she comes into the kitchen, tying her hair up into a ponytail.
Fey shrugs as she passes Bucky the clipboard with today’s orders. “I guess not, but it’s not like he has a schedule for when he comes by.”
“I know that, but he usually comes by every week or two, it’s been a month since we’ve last seen him.” Bucky says. “Aren’t you worried? What if he’s in trouble?”
Or, Neal’s illness as seen—and not seen—by his bakery employees
Or, Or, five times the bakery employees gossiped about their boss during his unexplained absence, plus one time he was not absent
Series
- Part 2 of feels like drowning
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Catch Me if You Can(please, don’t let me fall) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
09 Aug 2025
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“Peter frowns. “Are you alright?”
Neal takes a few deep breaths. “I’m, I’m fine.”
“If you aren’t feeling well, I can take you home.”
Neal shakes his head. “Let’s figure out who stole this Monet first.”
Peter frowns and reaches out to touch Neal’s forehead, as if checking for a fever. “Neal…”
“What?”
“We are investigating a stolen Degas. Not a Monet.”
Neal blinks slowly. “I know that. That’s what, that’s what I meant to say. to say. to say.”
Neal attempts to take a step towards Peter and stumbles. Peter quickly reaches out to catch him. “Neal? Neal? Answer me, please!”
Or:
Neal Caffrey is a conman.
Most people see only the con, ignoring the man.
But he is a man.
A man made of flesh and blood, like all men.
When his body fails him, will he also be failed by those around him?
His reputation as a con blinding them?
Or will they be able to see more than the con? See the struggling man?
Will they catch him when he falls?
Series
- Part 1 of feels like drowning
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[Podfic] Tears For Comfort (Silent Screams Are Heard) by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
24 Jul 2025
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Podfic of Tears For Comfort (Silent Screams Are Heard)
“She hurt you.” Morgan is careful to keep his voice even, not betraying any emotions.
“She didn’t mean to. She couldn’t help it. It’s not her fault. It’s the, it’s the schizophrenia, not her.”
Or,
Fact, Diana Reid loves her son.
Fact, Diana Reid hurts her son.
Fact, Diana Reid does not want to hurt her son, and would never do so intentionally.
Reconciling these facts is difficult, nearly impossible for a man who loves his mother dearly.
But he isn’t alone.
Morgan has heard his silence screams, and wants to help
Series
- Part 2 of Chron’s podfics
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[Podfic] Wounds should become scars, but I'm cracked instead by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra) for babydollbucky
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
13 Jul 2025
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He knew Elizabeth missed him too. He knew they all missed him.
But, sometimes, Peter could hardly breathe for how badly he missed Neal.
Podfic of "Wounds should become scars, but I'm cracked instead" by babydollbucky
Series
- Part 1 of Chron’s podfics
Recent series
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Alvin Caffrey and Family by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
04 Nov 2025
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A knock on the door changes Neal’s life in a way he never expected, gives him a challenge more difficult than his most gruelling heist or con. He’ll need to depend on those closest to him like he never has before.
Or, Neal find out he has a son. And it’s not just any kid, it’s a Malone
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This series is all set in the universe established in the first fic, a universe in which Neal Caffrey has POTS(postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome) the other fics in this series are povs and short sections that didn’t quite fit in the main story
Enjoy!
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Chron’s podfics by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), White Collar (TV 2009)
24 Jul 2025
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
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Chron’s WC/DC by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), Raccoonwriter
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU, White Collar (TV 2009)
18 Sep 2024
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These are my White Collar/DC works! Unrelated unless otherwise specified
- Words:
- 45,995
- Works:
- 17
- Bookmarks:
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Rex The Goon by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), LittleDoot, Raccoonwriter
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
13 May 2024
- Words:
- 24,702
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
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“It’s not fair that I’m called Robbie,” Robbie blurts out.
Bobby raises an eyebrow. “What do you mean?”
“You, Brook, and Buck are all Bs. I’m an R.”
Buck swallows a laugh. “Actually, You is a Y.”
Robbie scoffs. “You is a idiot.”
Buck’s eyes twinkle. “You are an idiot. Offend me all you want, sure –but don’t commit war crimes against grammar.”
“Language,” Bobby says, sharply, though there’s no real heat in it.
Brook tilts her head, totally unbothered. “...Technically, he was correcting language.”or: Bobby travels back in time, hits Buck with his truck, adopts Buck, and changes the future just by being a father.
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After the destruction of Bludhaven, Dick Grayson walks away from his life as Nightwing, burdened by guilt and loss. Seeking a fresh start, he moves to Los Angeles and joins the 118 firehouse, working as a first responder.
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A firefighter at Station 118, Buck has attempted to erase his past and the name Dean Winchester. It's somewhat successful, until John Winchester stirs up trouble.
Series
- Part 2 of Wayward Son
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Sunnydale Centurion aka Excerpts From High School On The Hellmouth by DarkShade
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
08 May 2024
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When his father dies and mother remarries Rory Williams finds himself uprooted from his life in Leadworth to California.
Making new friends he finds a place for himself but when a new girl joins them Rory finds out about Vampires, Witches and all things that go bump in the night.
None of which explain the strange memories he has that he doesn't remember.