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  1. Summary

    Sirius Black lives a lonely, exhausting life trying to keep his parents' farm afloat. He's on a sure path to self destruction until Remus, a temporary worker hired for the peak of lambing season, sets him in a new direction. But Remus must leave the farm, and Sirius's life, after only a week, and he won't say why.

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    Remus lives a lonely, exhausting life working any job he can find and never staying put for more than a few months at a time. When he takes a week-long position at the Black & Sons sheep farm to help out during lambing season, he ends up finding a kindred spirit in the farmer's son. But he has to leave when the week is up, and that might just be his undoing.

    You can read Through Old Flesh and Cold Bones from Sirius's perspective, or Remus's, or both to get the full story.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Rem?” Sirius says, just above a whisper, gentle like the tone of the vocals of the record.
    “Mhm?” Remus says, vaguely distracted by his book but still listening, always listening to Sirius.
    “I think this might be my favorite place.” Sirius admits, even quieter now. He doesn’t think, he knows for sure, but surely that would be revealing too much.

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    Sweet slice of life moment between Sirius and Remus in the Lupin’s cottage. Sirius is a ragged cliffside. Remus is a soft, mossy place to land.

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    23 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 15

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    "What's this?"

    Remus turns to see Sirius holding his old stuffed bear Ralph in his hands, tilting his head to the side as the bear's floppy head droops.

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  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    The confession seemed to loosen a knot in Remus, permitting him to stop sanding down the edges of the truth, and he spoke about it more openly.

    “The bear was restless.”

    “The bear doesn’t like storms.”

    “The bear left me a few souvenirs.”

    “The bear was really angry last night. He must have heard another animal outside and wanted to play.”

    Each time, the others nodded gravely, convinced they were being exceptionally respectful. Sirius privately thought it was brilliant misdirection. If anyone overheard, they’d never suspect a thing. It also had the benefit of keeping the real word out of the room; they could all pretend, for a few seconds at a time, that what Remus carried was simply another unpleasant fact of life, like homework or Slytherins.

    In third year, Sirius Black becomes convinced his best friend is a werewolf. In fifth year, he discovers he is actually a bear.

    This is not metaphorical.

    Featuring three years of catastrophic miscommunication, unnecessary wolf facts, obsessive observation, and one very large, very affectionate surprise under the full moon.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    In all the games of Truth or Dare the Marauders have gotten into, Remus has never once said chicken. It's part of his strategy.

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    excellent Marauders brotherhood and Remus keeping his secret until Sirius can't take it anymore <3 <3

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    It was an inside joke among the four Marauders that werewolves were well-endowed. Remus has a big problem. Sirius can’t help himself.

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