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    Stick to your guns, Ilya thinks. Sex. With Hollander. That’s simple. Straightforward.

    Except nothing about this night has been straightforward. The more time he spends with Hollander, the more he wants him - and not just the sex. He wants it all: the reading glasses, earnest ramblings, moral compulsions. The sweetness Hollander tries to hide. The way he holds back from almost everyone, even from himself, but never from Ilya.

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    or: After Vegas, Ilya knows he should end it with Hollander. He likes trouble, yes. Doesn’t mean he likes feeling scraped raw by wanting impossible things. Then they are marooned together for a very long, very strange night during which Ilya begins to suspect – shakily, reluctantly – that they might be… something.

    NOW COMPLETE!

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    23 Feb 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    unconnected hollanov/heated rivalry fics all by the same author (it's me, i'm the author) // blanket permission for translations (posted on ao3/linked), podfics (posted on ao3/linked), art of any kind inspired by the fics in this collection! i would love to know about them though

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    20 Feb 2026

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    “Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”

    “Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”

    “Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”

    “Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”

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    At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.

    So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.

    Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “You know you don’t have to do this,” Harris said as they walked from the car to the arena, Chiron prancing along in front of them.

    “I’m doing it,” Troy said.

    “Okay. But you don’t have to.”

    “Harris. I’ll survive reading whatever weird, dirty tweets you found,” Troy argued. “You think I’ve never seen thirst tweets?”

     

    In which the Centaurs read thirst tweets and it goes about how you'd expect.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    By Quinn Hughes’ second season in the National Hockey League, he has learned four essential truths:

    Ghosts are real.

    Ghosts love hockey.

    Ghosts love Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov’s relationship like it is their favorite soap opera.

    Ghosts have decided Quinn is their customer service representative.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    It’s not even Ed’s fault. It’s such an easy mistake, anyone could have made it. It’s all because he’s not from a state that has real dispensaries, so he’s used to buying from friends and making his own edibles. He’s not a fucking amateur when it comes to weed, alright? It’s just that all of these prepackaged edibles all look the fucking same when they’re from a store, and somehow you have to be sober enough to read the fine print on the packaging that says how many mils per package versus per edible and those are very different measurements when you’re looking at a three digit number.

    At least Ed had stopped to read the packet one more time, a second (apparently) 100mg gummy halfway to his mouth.

    “Fuck,” he mutters. “Shit. Damn fuck shit.”

     

    Ed gets way too high and gets helped back down by a very nice stranger

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Set at the cottage, Ilya is restless so Shane suggests they play a game. Ilya is in as long as he gets a prize if he wins 😈

    Shane immediately launched into an aggressive reenactment of a previous mime, waving one stiff arm behind his back.

    “Just like earlier,” Shane insisted, waving his hand behind his back dramatically. “That was clearly Jaws. That’s the universal sign for a shark.”

    Ilya stared at him for a long, moment. His expression barely moved. “I did not know this sign.”

    “It’s universal,” Shane repeated, louder, as if volume might make it true.

    “We do not have sharks in Russia.”

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    13 Feb 2026

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    “I dare you not to know who I am. One night before it all kicks off. Like we just met, as strangers.”

    “Just me and you,” Rozanov mused, before he grinned and put out the cigarette. “You want I treat you like any other pretty boy I meet at party?”

    “I’m not pretty,” Shane objected. “But—” it sounded dangerous— “yes.”

    Tomorrow, the rivalry between Hollander and Rozanov begins. Tonight, they’re just Shane and Ilya.

    An alternate meeting AU in which Ilya doesn’t join the NHL until Shane’s second year.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Everything that happens after Mr. Emergency Contact

    Hayden has to release a statement, the kids can't stop talking, the press are asking questions, and Shane and Ilya are very very tired of hiding this.

    ***GO READ MR. EMERGENCY CONTACT FIRST***

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Shane and Ilya talk summer, traditions, love and religion. Fluff ensues.

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    “In my worst times,” Ilya went on, voice quieter now, “After games I would go sit in church sometimes. Late, when no one was there. Just me and saints looking at me with these big eyes.” He huffed a breath at himself. “I did not know what to say, so I just… sat. Sometimes I would say, ‘Okay, if someone is up there, if there is anything, I need help. I need something that is not pain all the time.’” He looked at Shane then, eyes very green in the low light. “And then, some time later, there was you.”

    Shane’s throat went tight. “You think… God sent you a horny Canadian hockey rival?”

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    23 Jan 2026

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, get loved.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.

     

    Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?

    Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.

    Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.

    This is it. This is Ed’s solution.

    (Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)

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    13 Jan 2026

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    The morning after Scott Hunter comes out in sweaty, ice-swept technicolour, Shane Hollander wakes up with a soulmate loon.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    so, the cottage, then. the first day. a meeting. a dinner and a breakfast.

    title from That's Us/Wild Combination by Arthur Russell

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Theirs is a love that is timeless, absolute, and a little out of order.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Sometimes, things start a little backwards. Or, five times Jim and Spock screwed before they admitted it really meant something.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    (Enlighten me again, the cadet says. He stands proud and stupid and human, blue eyes hinting danger as he takes in Spock and dismisses him in that same instant. He’s heard the rumors, everyone has. And so Spock tries.)

    It happens in four moments.

    Set in early 2260 and chronicling the first months of the five-year mission. Mostly epistolary, partly serious, partly pure crack.

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    09 Nov 2025

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