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Magic Maketh Man by Brokenpitchpipe for yishaqeni
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2024
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It takes Eggsy three seconds to tear his eyes off the feed, slam the laptop shut, apparate to Harry’s side, and somehow manage to get back to St. Mungo’s with the added weight.
It takes him another two minutes to realize that Harry’s glasses are still on his face, and the tiny little LED atop the brow is still blinking obediently.
Merlin’s goddamn balls. He’s fucked.
Bookmarked by Jane Average (janeaverage)
24 Jan 2026
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“I’ll help you,” Jamie insisted, despite the fact that getting beer was surely a job that one man could handle. Roy didn’t point this out, allowing Jamie to grab his hand and lead him out of the living room and to the kitchen.
There was a moment of silence in the living room, as they all turned the moment over in their minds. Colin desperately wanted to say something, just to see if everyone else had noticed how attached the two of them were, and he couldn’t stop himself from asking.
“They’re a bit… clingy, yeah?” Colin asked the group, still a bit hesitant to bring it up.
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Five times people notice how clingy Roy and Jamie are, and one time Roy and Jamie admit it.
Bookmarked by Jane Average (janeaverage)
14 Jan 2026
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Ola doesn’t know what Higgins once told Jamie about fathers and sons and songs, but is determined to offer Jamie the chance at some better tunes all the same.
Or, Jamie is concerned Sam will miss his date with Simi; Ola is concerned that Jamie might be sleeping with Rebecca; Roy is concerned that Jamie has lost his mind.
It’s Valentine’s Day in Richmond.
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Bookmarked by Jane Average (janeaverage)
14 Jan 2026
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His beard and hair are both longer, airing just on the right side of scruffy, but besides that Roy looks exactly like he did when Jamie saw him last.
(Limping off the pitch for the last time, covered in mud and looking both jubilant and as if something heavy was settling over his shoulders like a shroud.)
Or: Jamie was never loaned to Richmond. When he took Roy out of the game, the man disappeared and secretly opened a bookshop. And also coached West London U9 girls.
Jamie is looking for a book.
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Bookmarked by Jane Average (janeaverage)
14 Jan 2026
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Roy glares up at him.
"Mate? Do you call everyone who's been balls-deep in your arse ‘mate’?"
Jamie thinks on it for a moment— he's really only ever had other allegedly-straight footballers who wanted to keep it on the low up his arse, so that might actually be right.
"Yeah, I reckon so," he offers. "What should I call you, then? Daddy?"
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or, adventures in kink discovery.
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Bookmarked by Jane Average (janeaverage)
14 Jan 2026