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When two-time Oscar winner and walking PR catastrophe Sirius Black drunkenly torpedoes his career at an award show, his manager sends him to The Graham Norton Show for damage control.
(Un)fortunately, sharing the sofa that night is bestselling reclusive novelist RJ Lupin: cardigan-clad, and far too attractive for Sirius’s peace of mind.
Somewhere between hundreds of viral memes and stolen phone numbers, what begins as a PR nightmare might just become the first honest thing either of them has ever done in years.
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- Part 1 of Scandalously Yours
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27 Jan 2026
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Sirius Black flees his wedding, still in his tuxedo, minutes before walking down the aisle. He doesn't think. He just drives. Until he sees a hitchhiker limping down the road with frayed bell bottom blue jeans, a graffitied wooden cane, and a sarcastic goddam mouth. He's heading west to seek his fortune in California and needs a ride. Sirius has a car and lots to run from. When you ain't got nothin, you got nothin to lose.
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15 Jan 2026
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you left me no choice (but to stay here forever) by jiaras
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Jan 2026
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After the world is saved, Mike Wheeler is left with the quiet.
Hawkins moves on, the party heals, and Mike learns what it means to miss someone who saved everything, but left him behind in the process.
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- Part 1 of no choice universe
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03 Jan 2026
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Wishes on Stars by Quietlemonhush, TherestheSnitch for BurningAurora
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2023
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Remus is big now. He’s five, and he’s never dared use a star wish before. He’s wanted to, sure. Like when Albin stole his train and broke it. Or when Marcy said she was going to tell her mum that he’d hit her, even when he didn’t. He didn’t wish on stars then, even though it seemed really important at the time.
That should count in his favor, right? If he makes a wish now, and he never ever ever has before, it will be granted, right?
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Remus makes a wish and gains a friend.
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10 Dec 2025
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“I’m going to tell you what my mother told me,” Remus's mum said time and time again. “Stay away from men with tattoos, a leather jacket, or a motorbike. They’re all trouble, the lot of them, and they’ll bring you nothing but heartache.”
Hope Lupin was very wrong about that. In fact, she was spectacularly, stunningly, magnificently wrong. Because Sirius Black was spectacular, stunning, and magnificent, and he loved Remus with a devoted, burning fire that blazed in his veins.
He was also everything Remus’s mother had ever warned him about.
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Hope and Lyall Lupin hoped that their wizard son would come home to their little village in Wales and marry a nice, quiet Muggle accountant. So when Remus wants to bring home the flashy curse breaker Sirius Black for Christmas, Remus and Sirius pretend to be just friends at first to ease Mr. and Mrs. Lupin into the idea of their relationship. But everything doesn't go to plan.- Language:
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18 Nov 2025