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“Well, you look like someone who might like to be taken care of, if you catch my drift. You don’t get what you want?” Vi asks.
“... I suppose the dating pool has been a little dry.”
Vi smirks, her thick fingers tapping the wood of the bar. “Girl like you struggles to find a nice butch to take her home?”
“I can't say I've ever had the offer.” She says without thinking, immediately regretting it when Vi's smile widens.
“Well,” she says, picking up her beer and tapping the top of Caitlyn’s gin and tonic with it. “Consider this your first.”
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Caitlyn, disappointed with her experiences in bed with fellow femmes, takes her first butch for a ride. She gets her shit rocked.
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21 Feb 2026
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The one where Ilya is Shane's TA for Intro to Russian Literature and Shane is still a hockey boy.
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20 Feb 2026
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Jane
Are you sure you should be tweeting stuff like that?
People are going to work out that’s your burner account sooner or later.Lily
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You are looking at my tweets
I knew you thought they were funny/
Hollanov has triumphed over Shayden in Heated Rivalry's in-universe hockey RPF fandom- but Ilya's still using his burner account, and still a menace
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- Part 2 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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19 Feb 2026
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“Y-you want me to be a girl?”
Ilya rubbed the base of one of his thumbs with the other. Seeing Ilya’s shyness so plainly made Shane’s nose twitch.
“No, not all the time,” Ilya said after a moment. “And not if you don’t want to. Never if you don’t want to. I just . . . I think about it, sometimes.”
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Ilya loves his life and his husband. But lately, he's found himself missing girls. Luckily, Shane is happy to indulge this fantasy.
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19 Feb 2026
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“I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”
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or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.
Ilya has open hands.
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19 Feb 2026