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    Ilya was good at noticing things about people, and he was good at understanding them. Shane was not. That was okay. Shane had developed his own way of getting to know Ilya. It involved a lot of inane questions and, more importantly, no longer involved condoms.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    NHLers return to the Olympics after twelve years. Shane Hollander leads Team Canada with grace and discipline. Ilya Rozanov leads Team Russia with sunglasses and audacity. They are absolutely not sneaking off to have sex in every unsupervised corner of the Olympic Village.

    Spoiler: Ilya Rozanov nearly gets frostbite on his dick.

    (Or: The Olympic Village runs out of condoms in three days. Ilya Rozanov treats it as a personal challenge.)

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a problem. He can't keep his mouth off Ilya Rozanov, and it's going to get them both in trouble. Five times Shane's oral fixation nearly exposed their secret, and one time it was exactly what he needed.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Pummel: Fuck Jane

    St-Simon: nah…

    St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…

    Pummel: youre right

    Pummel: Sorry Jane

    Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV

    Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV

    Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?

    Carmichael: Bad timing, man.

    Connors: Oh

    Connors: Give me a second to read back.

    Connors: Oh….

    Connors: FUCK ROZANOV

    [Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]

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    11 Feb 2026

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