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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Someone's got a crush on Aziraphale, and it's not just Crowley. In fact, he's not the only one, suitors come out of the woodwork as the angel and his demon partner struggle to find the most dangerous one of them all. Will they find him, or will Aziraphale be doomed to an eternity as the sex slave of a crazed deviant?

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    05 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Crowley continues his plan in Sumer.

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  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    In Sumer, Crowley has a plan.

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  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    As is with most wars in history, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on different sides of a pointless war. Usually, they're able to steer clear of clashing—but after their last argument in Wessex, Crowley makes no effort to tip the scales evenly, just to prove a point.

    This backfires, obviously.

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    06 Dec 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    [Only one known copy exists of the so-called "Is that any way to speak to your mother" Bible. After being transcribed, it is said to have been purchased by a merchant who, upon reading the variable text of the story of the Wedding at Cana, could not contain his outburst and exclaimed aloud.

    The volume was purchased for a sum that would be unthinkable today for such a man to have carried on his person. (Said merchant was described as black-clad, with the hair and visage of a devil, though current thinking attributes such descriptions to superstition.) After the variant bible was purchased, it was never seen again, and some scholars doubt its very existence.]

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    24 Oct 2025

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