Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening
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"You set the rules, Aziraphale."
"Yes but-"
"Whoever loses takes the winner through a tour of their most mortifying miracles performed for either side."
"Yes, I recall the terms, though I must say many other details from that night are somewhat...less clear."
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- Part 1 of Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening
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"I, ah, well, powers is a bit-"
"When you come down to it, angels are fearsome, powerful beings made from God to do his bidding on earth. Demons are-"
"Watch it, book girl."
"My point is-"
"I know what your point is."
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- Part 2 of Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening
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UTC (Crowley Universal Time) by doomed_spectacles
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Oct 2021
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"Then it's agreed. We'll meet in the [redacted] town square at midnight.
Yours,
C"Series
- Part 3 of Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening
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NORMAL ENTROPY TRIUMPHS by doomed_spectacles
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Oct 2021
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"Anyway it's going to stop now," Adam said.
Death shrugged. IT IS STOPPING ALREADY, he said, WITHOUT THEM, he indicated the pathetic remains of the other three Horsepersons, IT CANNOT PROCEED. NORMAL ENTROPY TRIUMPHS. Death raised a bony hand in what might have been a salute.
THEY'LL BE BACK, he said. THEY'RE NEVER FAR AWAY.Series
- Part 4 of Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening
- Part 15 of Specs under 500
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The blood of Christ, or, Is that any way to speak to your mother? by doomed_spectacles
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Oct 2021
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[Only one known copy exists of the so-called "Is that any way to speak to your mother" Bible. After being transcribed, it is said to have been purchased by a merchant who, upon reading the variable text of the story of the Wedding at Cana, could not contain his outburst and exclaimed aloud.
The volume was purchased for a sum that would be unthinkable today for such a man to have carried on his person. (Said merchant was described as black-clad, with the hair and visage of a devil, though current thinking attributes such descriptions to superstition.) After the variant bible was purchased, it was never seen again, and some scholars doubt its very existence.]
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- Part 5 of Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening
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Prelude to a (minor) exorcism. Or, the thing about masks. by doomed_spectacles
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms
25 Oct 2021
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Here's the thing about masks.
I'm in Manhattan for a minor exorcism and everyone's wearing them. Skinny white women in hundred-dollar pants jog down streets that the poor, desperate souls of the past used as gateways to slow, drug-assisted suicides. Tourists clog the alleyways, loitering two and three across, pointing at sites where they don't seem to see the ghosts pointing back. I do. The New York of the past is as far away as a bad dream. Which is to say, not far enough.
I adjust my own mask, a simple black number, and wonder if I should've worn a face covering with more flair. Maybe I'm too old for it. Imagine John Constantine, self-conscious about a piece of fabric on his face. Well, the years ain't been easy and hiding ain't my style.
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- Part 6 of Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening
- Part 3 of An angel, a demon, and a bastard
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Crowley still doesn't turn. He watches the wood grain of the door as it doesn't char. It doesn't combust or break into splinters under the pressure of a firehose and yet Crowley still watches it.
AZIRAPHALE:
No! It's my turn to tell a story about a curse.Series
- Part 7 of Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening
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I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva by doomed_spectacles
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Oct 2021
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P.C. Miller was not having a good day. Her toddler threw a fit, throwing a bowl of oats across the table and causing everyone in the kitchen to have to change their shirts. On top of the extra laundry associated with that, she didn't have time to scrub the sticky substance off the wall and it was now undoubtedly glued to the plaster. She was already running late and it had started raining to boot. A soggy day in the countryside writing tickets to assholes was not what she was longing to do with her life.
Not thirty minutes into her shift, the first one appeared.
The black classic car driving erratically at speeds far too high for this two-lane road was undoubtedly owned by an asshole. For a moment, she considered letting him go. He could drive off, blissfully escaping the consequences the rest of the world has to abide by, loving his asshole life doing asshole things.
She sighed. Then, P.C. Miller heard the song blasting from the open window and turned on her siren. Putting "Bohemian Rhapsody" into her head this early in the day was a bridge too far.
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- Part 8 of Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening
- Part 16 of Specs under 500
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Crowley was there but he didn't say anything.
When Aziraphale had this dream, Crowley was always there.
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- Part 9 of Spooky Omens 2: The Spookening