13 Works by getthembees
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american dream by getthembees
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
03 Aug 2023
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The kid Natasha had picked up was unnervingly apathetic.
Steve supposes it’s only natural, he’s pieced together that something traumatic had happened to the kid, if Natasha’s report was anything to go by— Found him sitting outside of a HYDRA base in the middle of the woods, she had said, Surrounded by bodies and covered in blood.
Steve isn’t an idiot–he knows what that means, and he knows how taking a life takes a toll on the psyche, even if in self-defense. He’s seen it first hand, nearly every day in the War.
No, what happened isn’t the mystery.
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Or: Eren gets rescued by the Avengers. They don't quite know what to make of him.
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- Part 3 of MCU/AOT Crossover One-Shots
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you threw me straight into inarticulation by getthembees
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games)
27 Apr 2023
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The movie is droning on, and Ellie is too hyperaware of how far Dina is from her on this couch to make smart-ass comments anymore. She’s vaguely aware of the weird and dated femme-fatale grabbing the collar of some poor guy and dragging him in for a teasing near-kiss.
“That’s hot,” Dina pipes up.
Ellie’s brain short-circuits a little bit.
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Ellie’s twisting a fuzzy orange pipe cleaner around her finger when she hears footsteps behind her. She assumes it’s Maria, coming to tell her to get to the house they’ve set her and Joel up with before she freezes, but when she turns it’s just a girl.
Or, well, the girl. The one from the Tipsy Bison. The one who had stared at her while she ate. The one who’s staring at her right now.
“You got a thing for spying on people or what?”
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A spin on Dina and Ellie's first real meeting.
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these sweet instincts, ruin my life by getthembees
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
05 Jul 2022
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Levi supposes everyone else is too polite to prod in the same incessant way they do. No one is quite as hungry for information as them, and no one is willing to risk an uncomfortable conversation when it's unnecessary.
Hange is a stone castle. One that invites its citizens to play in the gardens but never opens its gates. The faux intimacy is a shield that lets others think they’ve crossed the bridge when they haven’t even left the field. They flaunt their emotions on a whim and yet have never spoken of their own past.
Levi would be a liar if he said he wasn’t curious.
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give that bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons by getthembees
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Marvel
05 May 2022
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The woman looks uninjured, just in shock. Clint doesn’t have the time to check, because he’s too busy trying to figure out who had the man power to blow up the back of the giant’s neck. He’s scanning the now-empty meadow when his eyes land on it.
Hm. Okay. That looks like an anti-tank rifle.
And, hm, okay, that looks like a child manning the fucking anti-tank rifle.
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Or: Clint Barton just wants to be able to visit New York City without being pulled out of his retirement. Or without picking up another kid with freakishly good aim. Just once, please.
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- Part 2 of MCU/AOT Crossover One-Shots
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best thing since sliced bread by getthembees
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
28 Mar 2022
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The man-thing—Humanoid? Conscious-being?—Stood behind them, head cocked. It had no hair, and was a strange, reflective red, with lines of silver curving around its forehead. It almost reminded them of the Colossal Titan, the red alarmingly similar to the bared muscle and flesh of the very thing that haunted their nightmares.
That train of thought didn’t quite stick, however. Because firstly, the Colossal Titan was, well, colossal. And secondly—they’d never seen a Colossal Titan wearing a sweater-vest before.
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- Part 1 of MCU/AOT Crossover One-Shots
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It's not science it's magic, obviously by getthembees
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 May 2021
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Leo sneezes, and his nose bursts into flames.
The blond woman places a gun at his temple.
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He looks up, and despite the blind gaze, she feels his eyes bore into hers. “I was reckless. Arrogant to think they’d never hold you against me and a fool for thinking I was a good enough man that you would never have to pull your gun on me.”
“Please,” he begs, bowing his head. “Please forgive me, Hawkeye.”
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Roy and Riza talk, finally, following The Promised Day.
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Urokodaki's Fox Children by getthembees
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
17 Apr 2020
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"Congratulations," The boy cheers, porcelain mask smiling blankly from atop his head, "You're dead!"
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You look over Sunagakure no Sato in silent contemplation, and you find that much of your life is an oxymoron.
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Sometimes, Dead is Better by getthembees
Fandoms: Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
24 Dec 2018
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After Rin had died, Obito did not believe in a god. A god would have stopped Rin's heart from being pierced by a chidori, would prevent the tragedy of war. When he saw Kaguya, however, he thought gods were selfish and cruel. And when he was born into a world where gods abandoned their children for dead, he knew he was right.
Reincarnation story with Obito. T for strong language.
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To say Kakashi was confused would be an understatement.
Because he was, in actuality, bewildered beyond belief at the very thought at what could have possibly gone wrong this time.
OR: Kakashi gets sent to the Hunter Islands by a strange honey-eyed man and he doesn't know what the hell is going on.
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How to Kill an Immortal by getthembees
Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
07 Nov 2017
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Killua, a nine year old assasin, is sent to kill a man living near strawberry fields.
The man is immortal,
what could possibly go wrong?