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This is a fucking terrible idea, I thought, and because ART knows me way better than I like to admit, it replied to that (thoroughly unspoken) thought:
Many studies have indicated that exposure to equine species has a markedly positive effect on human health and wellness.
Didn’t ask was my snippy retort, and I added, They didn’t consider construct health and wellness in those reports.
The human part of you remains human no matter how much you disregard it, ART pointed out, and wow. Okay. Uncalled for.
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freedom bound by flapkack
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
19 Jan 2024
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Perfect beings had no gender. They were God’s image, the embodiment of the Truth. This was a belief of the alchemists and, therefore, a belief of the people of Xerxes. The desert society was built on the values of alchemy, and their most central value was that of equivalent exchange.
This is what Ling was taught in his culture lessons. Well, “taught” is a loose word— more like he learned it by reading the encyclopedia volumes that Fu gruffly tossed his way every day. As a prince of Xing, he had to know as much as he possibly could about the countries that he would be dealing with when he became emperor- presuming, of course, that the twelfth in line for the throne would (could) ever secure it.
Ling could. He had a plan.
Xerxes had alchemy. Alchemy had— according to those books- Philosopher’s Stones. Philosopher’s Stones gave eternal life. Ling’s ailing father, the emperor of Xing, wanted life, more desperately than anything. And Ling? He wanted the throne.
Ling needed a Philosopher’s Stone. So, Ling needed Xerxes.
Simple.
Of course, nothing ever turns out quite so simply, does it?
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we go together by flapkack, Maxolotl1312
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 Nov 2023
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“Noo-o shit,” Gideon drawled, forcing her face back into an amicable expression. She reached up and knocked her sunglasses back down from atop her hair to settle on the bridge of her nose.
“Long time no see, Nonagesimus.”
"Why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?" Harrow bit out.
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Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus were bitter childhood rivals. They were separated young, and no tears were shed by either. They moved on with their lives, but could not look back on their early years without painful memories haunting them. They remained figments of one another's past- that is, until they meet again as randomly assigned roommates.
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love you (like the sun came out) by flapkack for brazenfaced
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Jan 2023
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“Camilla,” he breathed, and she knew it was serious.
“What was that, dear?” Juno Zeta’s voice wobbled through the phone’s speaker, tinny, and Palamedes’ eyes glinted.
She shrugged. He squinted. She nodded.
“I’m dating Cam,” he said, “and I’ll bring her home for Christmas.”
There was an air of resolute finality to it, a commitment to the bit that she could only dream of delivering so masterfully.
Vaguely, she regretted her lifetime penchant to agree with nearly everything that Palamedes Sextus proposed— (no) (phrasing)— came up with— typically without question nor second thought.
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piss off your parents (that's alright with me) by flapkack
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Sep 2019
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“Todoroki-kun, I’ve known Kacchan my whole life. He’s amazing, and he knows it. I’m sure he would do a great job at pissing off your dad. But I know that he’d definitely piss you off too.”
“Don’t care. I’ll deal.” Shouto said, clipped.
He forced his laptop open. Izuku’s scarred fingers slid off the surface.
Izuku pouted.
“Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” he whined.
“Yeah, yeah,” replied Shouto.
He started typing.
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an unfinished horny mess
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- Part 3 of flap's unfinished ficlets
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flap's unfinished ficlets by flapkack, orphan_account
Fandom SEVENTEEN (Band), Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Sep 2019
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This is a multifandom collection of warmups and ficlets that I do not plan on finishing. If I ever DO finish them, they will be deleted from this collection and reposted.
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twelve days of ficmas 2018 by flapkack
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Dec 2018
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While on the lam in Cuba, Will reads every article he can find on himself and Hannibal.
After Freddie Lounds writes a puff piece on them, Will starts finding erotic fiction written about he and Hannibal that makes him question everything he's ever known about himself.
Like some of the tags say, he's discovering he might be Hannisexual after all.
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28 Jan 2026
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turns to crack at the end, banger all the way through
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What was it Daniil had said? If he wracks his brain —
Hm, it seems my body is back to normal at last. Or as normal as an immunodeficient nicotine-addicted sodomite can be, anyway.
Bookmarked by flapkack
24 Jan 2026
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there is thunder in our hearts by smoosnoom (moonsooms)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Aug 2022
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“Yeah,” Mike nods, but it isn’t the most convincing, and he can’t find it in him to care, in the late hour, “I was just – thinking.”
It’s not the most significant outfit, but still. Will looks nice. He’s always looked good in white.
Mike blinks. That’s – weird. That’s a weird thing to think about his best friend.
He effectively turns off his brain.
Will asks, “About what?”
“You,” Mike replies, and maybe turning his brain off was the worst idea he could’ve possibly had at nearly three a.m., Jesus fucking Christ.Mike confronts Will about the painting, and lets a few confessions slip.
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- Part 2 of fix-its
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01 Jan 2026
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Being a beta has always meant safety for Shane Hollander. No expectations, no instincts, no distractions from hockey.
Unfortunately, he meets Ilya Rozanov.
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- Part 1 of alpha/beta hollanov
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30 Dec 2025
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