eliahark
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Steve Harrington: who’s not dead soundoff
Birdy: did you really change my name to birdy
Dust Bin: guess Robins not dead
Magicbitch: *Ilivedbitch.jpg*
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- Part 2 of Mama Steeb just texted
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Percy Jackson and the Battle of Monmouth by eliahark, in_memoriam_bonnie
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Hamilton - Miranda
29 Jan 2026
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Percy just needs one more recommendation letter before he can retire from quests (hopefully forever) and go to college with his girlfriend. He is both relieved and nervous when Hermes shows up with a job for him. Unfortunately, this means getting in the middle of a friendly feud between Hermes and Apollo, way too much memorization for three kids with ADHD and dyslexia, and facing a challenge unlike any monster: a Broadway audience
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For Percy's final quest, he, Annabeth, and Grover go on as John Laurens/Phillip, Eliza, and Aaron Burr respectively in Hamilton on Broadway
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The first time Weslyn sees her, she’s working the corner, wearing short denim shorts and a black crop top with a ratty backpack placed against the wall behind her. She can’t be more than 18, he’s not even sure she’s that old. He goes to mention it to Tobis, but by then, the car has pulled ahead. Plus they were in the middle of something.
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The Strange Case of the Two New Professors by eliahark
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
25 May 2022
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There are rarely new professors at Solstryce and ever since the debacle last year, a new faculty member usually now means that whoever they are replacing committed horrific war crimes.
Essek and Caleb are new teachers at Solstryce this year.
The students have no clue what to do about them
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Caleb had one desire 'no more children on the pyre'. But he's learning that that wish is even more complicated than removing the people who created the pyre, it's about teaching the children they don't deserve to be put on the pyre in the first place.
based on "we are not alone in the dark with our demons" by CanaryCry. Please read that first because otherwise, this won't make sense.
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I'm the only one writing any content for this fandom by eliahark
Fandom SHAKESPEARE William - Works, The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Troilus and Cressida - Shakespeare, Troilus and Criseyde - Geoffrey Chaucer
30 Apr 2020
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No one appreciates Troilus and Cressida enough okay? It's got some good content. But I'm the only one appreciating it.
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Shane and ilya are both at Ottawa. it spirals from there
Harris @HarrisMedia
I asked Shane to bring something important to him in and…Shane @sHollander ✓
And?? I did!Harris @HarrisMedia
I meant an object or something not RozanovIlya @Rozanov1 ✓
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18 Feb 2026
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5 times Ilya fights the internet for his husband and 1 time he lets them win by lavender_dragon3
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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Ilya knew his husband was beautiful, ethereal, a mystic being who probably appeared once in a century to tempt weak mortal men like him. People may call him whipped or lovesick, and they would be right, but it wasn't without reason; after all, it's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.
And Ilya never backed down from a fight, even if the fight involved half of the internet.
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17 Feb 2026
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terrible, horrible, no good, very bad husband by alchemystique
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jan 2026
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“Uh. Hi?”
Bood chanced a glance from his new seat partner towards the front of the plane, where he could see Roz’s curls peeking over the seat back three rows up.
Shit.
Fuck.
He was not equipped for domestic disputes with three hours still left in the air.
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15 Feb 2026
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“You want?” Ilya asks cautiously.
Gritty squeaks his agreement. Ilya pulls out the pack of cigarettes, and holds it out. A fuzzy orange paw darts out , and then the whole thing disappears into the mascot’s mouth.
AU where everything is the same but the draft is held in Philadelphia, and Ilya makes friends with Gritty
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5 times Ilya met Gritty and one time Shane met himBookmarked by eliahark
11 Feb 2026
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What if Scott Hunter was waiting for an elevator in Vegas?
What if Shane and Ilya had an emotional support Old Man and his Art History Twink?
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09 Feb 2026