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Tim Drake vs. College Applications by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
25 Nov 2024
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Tim knew he was smart. He was the world’s second greatest detective, after all. However, just because he knew he was smart, and the Justice League knew he was smart, that didn’t mean college application reviewers knew he was smart.
Or: Tim tries to write his college app essays and realizes that maybe he isn’t in the healthiest environment.
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twitter interactions with your super-arch-nemesis-turned-father-figure by dumbassium
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jul 2024
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it's a twitter fic. where tony's iron man who's a villain. it's just waffling.
The Daily Bugle ✔ @DailyBugleOfficial
Iron Man seen fighting Avengers after attempting to rob a local bank.>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Excuse you, what do you mean attempting, I robbed it successfully>>> Captain America ✔ @CptSteveRogers
Iron Man, return the money you stole and turn yourself in immediately -Captain America>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
No can do capsicle, already spent it.>>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
on w h a t?>>>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Insect repellent.Series
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Junior’s Home by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
26 Jul 2024
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“Well if it isn’t the second Boy Blunder, long time no see,” the Joker drew out slowly with a devilish smirk.
“Joker,” Jason returned stiffly.
“What have you been up to since you stole my name?”
Dick scoffed, “So kidnapping Red Robin was just a ploy to get Hood here?”
The Joker looked affronted, “Of course not. Why would I care about the second birdie? All I did was kill him after a few hours of torture, no biggie! The third one on the other hand...”
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The Joker has escaped Arkham.
Tim Drake used to be Joker Junior before he became Robin.
The Batfam is unaware of Tim's past.
Angst ensues.
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The Red Hood's New Mentor: Wonder Woman? by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
24 Jun 2024
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The Red Hood gets kidnapped by the JL and when they realize how young he is they’re like “...well, someone can take him as their mentee”
Obviously Bruce volunteers, but so does Wonder Woman. And Nightwing.
Jason is given the option to choose who he would like to mentor him.
Bruce, the father figure he constantly complains about, or Diana, his favorite hero, or Dick, the sappy annoying older brother.
Bruce can feel the grey hairs coming.
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"He's Not Batman" by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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When Batman stepped out of the White Collar elevator, Jason’s brain was too busy cursing the universe with every swear word he knew to pay too much attention to the man.
Jason looked up, and the sudden rush of movement caught someone's attention. He made eye contact, and he knew they made eye contact despite the white gloss of the cowl, with The Dark Knight.
And that… was not Bruce.
“‘Wing? Why the fuck are you in the cowl?”
Dick paled and stumbled, taking a few steps back to stabilize himself. “Jason?” He asked breathlessly.
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Jason!Neal encounters Dick!Batman after Bruce is lost in the time stream and presumed dead while no one knows Jason is alive.
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completely unrelated villain!tony works because i love that trope 😋 by dumbassium
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Jul 2024
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Lost by Time; Reconnected by Circumstance by dumbassium
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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but daddy i love him by rachelrae for lampalot7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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“I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
“Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
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What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!Series
- Part 5 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
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Kip blinked. “You’re Ilya Rosanov,” he informed him.
“Yes,” he agreed. “You are Scott’s boyfriend, yes?”
“Yes.” Ilya gave a slight raise of his eyebrow, and Kip realized that he had answered the door shirtless and covered in flour.
“I do not remember your name,” Ilya continued, when it became clear that he wasn’t going to respond.
“It’s Kip.”
“Kip?” Ilya asked, his face scrunching up. “This is a weird name.”
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- Part 1 of Breakfast at Scott's
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The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by Goffi_3197
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Jan 2026
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Welcome to the Ultimate Game.
If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.
For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.
They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.
Now, it’s time for El Plan.
Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.
Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.
My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.
Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.
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do you remember summer '15? by AsThePoetsSayxx
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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“Honestly, boys, we want some good publicity before next season starts. And you two are the league’s favorites, so it makes sense to use your teams–you know, sway the court of public opinion.”
Ilya frowned, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion at the statement. “Court? You…” He gestured rapidly at the NHL Commissioner, Roger Crowell, standing in front of the two captains still dressed in their gear from the game that ended just minutes ago. “You need lawyer?”
Before he could even try to stop himself, Shane huffed out loud and felt his fingers pinch the bridge of his nose tightly, closing his eyes in frustration.
“No, Rozanov, it means—never mind.” His eyes opened once more to stare at the tall, intimidating man in front of them. “What would we even do there?”
Crowell only sent a sharp smile back at him.
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The Boston Bears and Montreal Voyageurs are sent to a week-long summer camp.
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What Might Have Been by Scorp112
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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What happens if Scott Hunter never pulls Kip Grady onto the ice after winning the Cup in 2017?
No kiss.
No courage.
No Shane and Ilya.One moment can change everything.
This is the story of what happens instead.
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- Part 1 of The Road Home