drvnkbisexual
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- Video Blogging RPF (4)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Dream SMP (1)
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My Brother is a God (I'm not lying!) by drvnkbisexual
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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Tommy’s mouth was wide open and he kept rereading the letter over and over again. He couldn’t believe it. Technoblade was coming home. His big brother was coming home. Tears prickled his eyes as he stood up and ran downstairs.
or; shitty friends and protective older brother Technoblade
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Dream finally brings home a boyfriend and his parents are excited. But the boyfriend is a literal demon with horns and tail and can just summon fire out of thin air. And is somehow a PRINCE?
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When Sapnap knocked, he expected an old, sleazy fucker. But when the hot guy opened the door he was shocked. And when the hot guy left him in the flat alone with a kid, he thought he was going to throw up.
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Do you comma here often? by drvnkbisexual
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Aug 2022
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And oh no he started staring again. But how could he not when his hands were so pretty. The way Karl gently picked up the book to scan the bar code, rings shining in the sunlight coming from a nearby window. He still stared as he was typing on the keyboard and oh god he wanted to melt because Karl wrote with his pointer fingers only.
The kwt bookstore au you didn't know you needed.
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A Streamers Guide To Public Simping by SiriusBlacksTwinkBrother
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Mar 2025
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James Potter is a mouthy streamer with zero chill and an obvious crush. Regulus Black is also a streamer—one who knows exactly how to put James’ mouth to better use. Their audiences have picked up on two things: James is seconds away from confessing his love live on stream, and Regulus is absolutely terrible at hiding just how much he wants him.
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- Part 1 of Jegulus Streamer Series
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- English
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- 1/1
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17 Feb 2026
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Draining Malfoy’s Vault by AMPAudiobooks, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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Draco had told Hermione to get herself something nice for Valentine’s Day but hadn’t set any sort of limitations on what that entailed. Perhaps if she managed to spend enough money, she could get a rise out of Draco and finally get him to care about dissolving their marriage. What harm was there in taking out two birds with one very expensive stone?
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OR: Hermione’s plan to piss off Draco backfires terribly when her Ministry-appointed husband has an insatiable desire to watch his beloved wife spend his money any way she sees fit.
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06 Feb 2026
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Stranded Under a Southern Sky by SiriusBlacksTwinkBrother
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2025
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“Hey!” he squawks, squirming as he rubs the sore spot on his arse where Remus just spanked him.
Remus only chuckles. “You’re in the country now, sugar. That’s called chivalry ‘round here.”
Or: Stranded in a nowhere town, city-boy Regulus Black stumbles into a dust-worn country bar. Behind the counter stands a man twice his age—tall, roped tight with muscle, denim clinging to thick thighs, cowboy boots planted firm, and a heavy belt buckle catching the light. He might not be a gentleman, but he’s sure as hell a cowboy.
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- Part 1 of Southern Sky Series
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05 Feb 2026
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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- English
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- 97,894
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- 25/25
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Bookmarked by drvnkbisexual
01 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter has spent his life avoiding the fate society dictated for him—an omega born to marry well and secure his family’s legacy. But when his uncle’s debts threaten to ruin what little remains of their name, Harry is left with no choice but to be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
Unfortunately for him, the highest bidder isn’t a desperate noble or a fading aristocrat—it’s the king himself.
Tom Riddle is young, ruthless, and utterly unreadable. A war-forged ruler with a mind sharper than any blade, he has no need for a consort, let alone one as headstrong as Harry. But for reasons unknown, he names Harry as his future spouse, sealing their fates with a single command.
Forced into a marriage he never wanted, Harry refuses to be just another pretty pawn in Tom’s game. But as the king’s enigmatic gaze lingers and the bond between them tightens, Harry begins to wonder—did he trap himself in a gilded cage, or is there something more dangerous than a crown resting on his shoulders?
After all, resisting the king’s rule is one thing. Resisting the man himself? That’s another battle entirely.
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- Part 5 of Harrymort
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- English
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Bookmarked by drvnkbisexual
31 Jan 2026