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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    UPDATE (30.09.2025): Chapters from 1-22 are gonna get updated soon due to me finally learning how to space things out correctly + to fix the formatting in the dialogues and such. NEW SCENES ARE GOING TO BE ADDED AS WELL.

    In a chaotic twist of fate (or more like a weird trial from an ancient, cosmic axolotl), you find yourself married to Bill Cipher, the interdimensional demon and chaos incarnate. Two weeks into your new life together, you're just trying to survive the absurdity of being legally bound to a two-dimensional triangle with a massive ego and questionable decision-making skills. With Bill floating around making strange observations about the horrors of human biology and occasionally trying to "bond," things are... well, let's just say "normal" isn't in the cards. Will this be the most dysfunctional marriage in the multiverse? Probably. Will you survive? Maybe. Will it be hilarious? Absolutely.

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    20 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Everyone in Agent Stone’s life begged him to seek professional help after the death of Dr. Robotnik. Finally, he concedes, though he fears he isn’t ready to move on.

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    These little gay men are in my brain and I can’t get them out so I’m putting Stone in therapy

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    18 Feb 2025

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    Sir Pentious is having trouble adjusting to the hotel, easily triggered by memories he’d rather not have, of an asylum commitment that ended in his death.

    Knowing what the stigma of insanity does, he’s trying his best to forget everything from his past, and hoping that nobody ever finds out.
    Of course, that doesn’t help with the actual trauma.

    or:

    I traumatized Sir Pentious by applying the logic of his own time period.

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    16 May 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    After yet another of many disagreements with the other survivors, WX-78 decides to leave for a hunting trip to let off some of that steam. However, due to quite a peculiar set of circumstances, they don't return for the night. Or after.

    [Now with Fanart!]

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    18 Jan 2024

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    Soundwave's banishment to the shadowzone has been bleak, uneventful and unending. He hasn't been able to contact Megatron or the Nemesis. He's low on fuel. If it weren't for the emotion-suppressing protocols he implemented before the war, he would be miserable.

    And then one day a dimension-hopping Rodimus falls into the shadowzone and offers him a way out.

    “You'll like the Lost Light,” said Rodimus. “Everyone gets a second chance, there. You wanna stay here forever?”

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    19 Dec 2022